Artur

This dude is dumm

Do you know "Artur"
Yea he is dumm

by Bigdickmagy December 6, 2021

Arturo

Horny simp

Arturo's girlfriend: *send him a picture of her face*

Him: OHHH YEAAH, THAT'S FUCKING HOT, I'M BEATING MY SMALL LITTLE MEAT TO THAT
*Angrily beast small pp*

by HEE HEE, HAA HAA June 25, 2020

artard

a person that acts like he/she don't having any sense.

leave me alone you artard

by amanda1983 March 13, 2008

artard

a cocktail weenie wrapped in part of a croissant, similar to a "pig in a blanket," but made with a smaller hot dog-type product and no cheese

Mark ate so many artards at the party that he couldn't stay out of the bathroom that night.

by magruder July 15, 2008

Artard

Someone who doesn't know/understand what it is like to be an artist or their work.

Person #1: *looking at artwork* Hey! How come this person has no legs?

Person #2: Because it's not finished...

Person #3: Wow. What an Artard.

by Emilye March 4, 2011

Arturo

A short guy who has salami titties

Damn arturos tits look like salami

by Mierda3333 March 8, 2020

Artur

Cascadian fag that nonetheless is in love with Selma, will do anything for her, and jerks off to wodden puppets. The little fag pisses on his foot cuz he cant reach past the ball line. The only reason his ass hates is because he wants some of Selma's Ass, even though he still has to realize that his brother had already tapped that ass, is tappin it, and probably will fuck the chicken head all the way to china.

A girl's Bitch.

1. Damn that Artur hates for no reason, wonder why dat ho is wit him.

2. Fuck dat Artur, let him and his ass go to hell, motha fucka hates for his owner.

by BBG, Bitch Be Gone July 28, 2004