Aristea 

A term to describe a hot and cute woman. She's made of hell and definitely would kill for her loved ones. She really loves food and has that ride or die vibe. She only reveals her cute side to people who are worth it. She's a bit crazy but she's really worth every minute you talk to her. She's bomb asf and every guy wish they had her. She can either make you melt or get hard with one look.

I wish Aristea would call me daddy
Damn she's really cute

Aristea by May 98 August 24, 2020

aristotlistic 

When u sound like a philosopher.

ZomgIMhot: lyk omg hi
ZOmGimcool: lyk hi
ZomgIMhot: lyk lol
ZOmGimcool: omg that iz lyk sooo aristotlistic!
ZomgIMhot: Zomg wtf thats lyk 6 syllables!

aristotlistic by eric von douchebag June 24, 2008

Ariston 

She’s a great friend she’s nice very beautiful shy at times she usually has two Best-friends guy and a girl but she’s a person who will put her life on the line for her friends.

She’s such a ariston

Ariston by 1929383 December 21, 2019

The Big Aristotle 

Nickname for NBA basketball player Shaquille O'Neill

Shaquille O'Neill scored a double double against the Knicks, and then got all philosophical with the reporters in the post game interview. He's the Big Aristotle, yo!

The Big Aristotle by dberto April 3, 2009

Ariso

The literal definition of a cool person

Jerry is so Ariso!

Ariso by Ariso September 29, 2018

aristotle tax 

A cost paid by childless people that subsidises the children of others.

Lacie: So, we had 8 adult meals and my 4 kids’ meals so...let’s split the bill 8 ways.
Childless people: Looks like we got fucked on the Aristotle tax again

aristotle tax by Juddles October 7, 2018

Ariston 

actually he’s really great except for when he’s an ass. Just try not to make Ariston mad, if so then oof

Wow he’s actingjust like an Ariston

Ariston by loopy12 July 10, 2018