The Steel Asparagus

A term used to describe a male sex organ of the long and hard variety. Some tend to have an awkward smell but a delicious taste. If prepared just right, they can be known to have a distinct crunch. (Caution: Crunching is not recommended, unless your into that kind of thing, in which case by all means, part take in the crunching)

Guy to other guy: "So my girl wanted to do intercourse with me, so I gave her some of The Steel Asparagus. Boy was she satisfied. (The End)

Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)

by Steel Asparagus July 27, 2012

Thomas the asparagus

a long slender little hoe who resembles an asparagus. bitch-like.

look at Thomas the asparagus over there. ha, loser

by that boy thiccc October 15, 2018

spit weed asparagus

slang for "fucking your dad"

"hey look its John,spit weed asparagus"

by ur mom and ur dad June 1, 2021

Call me Asparagus

Words spoken by DJ Khalid to mean that you're specifically hungry for asparagus that day

DJ Khalid: Call me asparagus
You: All alright let me get some asparagus for you.

by FunniManHeHeHeHa September 27, 2023

asparapee

The odorous urine produced by eating asparagus.

"I totally forgot what I had for dinner until I caught a whiff of my asparapee later!"

by Birbo May 12, 2009

Aspara-Piss

The horrid smelling urine that comes after eating mass amounts of aspargus. The scent is usually strong enough to kill an elephant. If enough asparagus has been ingested, the aspara-piss may in fact be green.

Dude, I thought that party was going great. Why did everyone dip so early??

Miguel had a bad case of aspara-piss. We couldnt contain it to the bathroom. Nobody wanted to be in that gas chamber of a house anymore.

by GingerFarts13 June 19, 2011

Aparajita

Does not exist; psychic; type of person who only exists in the figment of her best friend, Arushi's imagination, as well as the minds of their FOCUS kids; Aparajita is who you see when tripping on acid while at an ivy league institution

Swifties: Did you hear that your album, Evermore, won a grammy?
Taylor Swift: Evermore? That's an Aparajita.

by yalie2026lol September 18, 2022