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Anger Is My Middle Name

Stripped of any freedom
Locked up in these chains
I feel my temper swell
Fire pumps my veins, yeah

Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name

The cyclones of rage
That riffle in my chest
I seek revenge
That's my major quest

Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
My nostrils flare with steam
I hear the battle cry
There's a fury in my heart
There's lightning in my eyes

Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name

Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
by Death Menace May 20, 2023
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Anger management

v. Organising one's life so as to be first to listen to the new Rolling Stones song or, by extension, any faddish piece of pop culture.

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Dude! I can't get married this weekend;: I'll be too totally involved in Anger management.

Court order or peer pressure?
by gnostic3 September 14, 2023
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Anger Issues

For someone who can't control their anger, no long explanation.
"That guy over there has anger issues, try not to make him mad."
"I have anger issues, sorry."
by weirdwordguy May 7, 2024
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Anger Tourist

People, most notably grifters, who claim that a certain decision ruined or will ruin a movie or video game franchise/company while claiming themselves as a longtime fan of said franchise. In reality, they are not actual fans of the franchise and are instead treating this situation as a thing to tell their followers to get mad at. Usually the most inconvenient of things.

They will often forget about the situation in a week, as they are busy chasing the next thing to get angry at. Hence why they are considered tourists because they don't actually represent the fandom and are only there for a day.

Most of these people are found on Twitter and YouTube.
Grifter: "They ruined the franchise by making the main female lead slightly less sexy. This game is doomed. Fucking DEI ruining everything"

Actual fans: Oh great, the Anger tourist has arrived.
by futbolr21 October 11, 2024
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Don’t look back in anger.

Don’t look back in anger — A realization that occurs once one is old enough to realize that what you once called some of the worse moments of your life were actually pretty damn awesome.

All the times you got your heart broken; and, all of the lovers you used to complained about to your friends while imbibing your favorite “complaint inducing drug of choice” were actually some of the greatest people you ever met during the most amazing part of your life.

And actually, your heart wasn’t really even really broken yet. That only happens when facing old age, sickness, and death and watching your friends and frenemies drop like The Ten Little Indians in the now politically incorrect childhood song.

Everything that has come before was like stretching before a long run…

…which feels like a too short of a run when you get to this part of the road. Nostalgia isn’t remembering the past; it’s living in the present as an echo of who you once were.

And if you don’t know what I’m talking about; then don’t worry.

You will.
Don’t look back in anger. There is something worse than a lover who drives you crazy; and that’s having no lover at all. There’s something worse than being catcalled on the street by construction workers; and that being invisible to the people who pass you by. It’s like the man who said: “I used to complain about my missing finger until I met a man who lost his hand.” I used to complain about my yesterdays until I started running out of tomorrows.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 24, 2023
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Don't Look Back In Anger

by Carbona Ramone April 20, 2021
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Giant Squid of Anger

A Youtube troll, or someone who just leaves awful nasty comments on Youtube videos. Term coined by the vlogbrothers, John and Hank Green, of youtube.com/vlogbrothers
Commenter: wtf this is dum thees nerdss hav nno lifes only reterds wud watch dis

Nerdfighter: Wow, it looks like the comments are being attacked by a giant squid of anger.
by nerdfighter1251 November 10, 2010
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