Andrea is the sexiest Peruvian female you will ever come across. She is outstandingly intelligent, even Harvard would claim her to be “2edgy4u”. But don’t let her seductiveness and sensuality fool you. She is forever
asexual. And will only let her
Jasmine scented punani accept a real man. Due to her fake
ass personality, she is increasingly suicidal, but she still looks at the positive things in life. Like Hitler. She loves Hitler. Andrea is the über woman you so desire to be ;)
Skylar: ugh Andrea is sooo fake
Valerie: WHAT? ANDREA? HOW DARE U DISRESPECT A GODDESS *proceeds to
kill skylar along with the rest of Andrea’s faithful disciples*