Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".
by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005
Get the as the actress said to the bishopmug. Something that you say immediately after letting go an audible fart in order to confirm your responsibility for it and to capitalize on its potential humor.
by ring-tailed roarer July 31, 2009
Get the said brown owlmug. Declarative phrase appearing at the end of a statement which effectively negates the meaning of the previously stated text. Essentially, the presence of this statement instructs the reader that what has been stated up to this point is a fallacy in that no one would make that statement under any circumstances, at any time (in the past, present or future) in any corner of the known universe.
by tagz May 1, 2013
Get the said no one evermug. Doja cat once expressed her love for guys with big noses and explained the reason was because 'you can sit on it'
by Imnotputtingmynameheretf May 31, 2022
Get the what doja saidmug. The best joke ever. Soon to replace the terrible "that's what SHE said" jokes. Anything mildly anti-Semitic, involving cooking, showers, or gas breeds necessity for this comment.
by bleedblueandwhite September 12, 2009
Get the That's what Hitler said!mug. A variant of "that's what she said." Instead of referring to sexual connotations, it is used to refer to spending a lot of money, making a mess, or fucking up very badly. Arose after the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
X: Oh man, I really screwed the pooch on that one.
Y: That's what BP said!
X: It's going to take me all day to clean this mess up.
Y: That's what BP said!
X: I'm paying tonight. The sky is the limit.
Y: That's what BP said!
Y: That's what BP said!
X: It's going to take me all day to clean this mess up.
Y: That's what BP said!
X: I'm paying tonight. The sky is the limit.
Y: That's what BP said!
by Hamfry June 11, 2010
Get the That's What BP Saidmug. what she wouldn't say.
unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.
unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.
m: we should bring back the "that's not what she said"
k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)
m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.
(That is not what she said)
k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)
m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)
k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)
m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.
(That is not what she said)
k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)
m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)
by kn and mk August 16, 2010
Get the That's not what she saidmug.