Alcohol

A bitter fluid used to help white people dance

*white guy starts dancing*
Guy 2: "Yo Duude you need some alcohol"

by hahatbbth May 22, 2017

Alcoholism

Just look at Andrew Pappas

Andrew is the definition of alcoholism. That fucking alcoholic

by Campbell Meckert January 31, 2020

Alcohol

The glorious answer to any question

Are you drunk?

Alcohol

by AllThingsUnholy;) November 24, 2019

alcohol

The best thing created. It Helps almost everyone get some from the opposite sex. It makes for a fun time

Without alcohol, I'd still be a vigrin!

by Nickday May 30, 2006

Alcoholic

A guy named Dan who comes to your house on a Thursday night and spills beer on your couch.

This guy needs some help because he is an alcoholic.

by Dirty__Dan October 22, 2016

Alcoholic

Anyone who drinks in excessive amounts or is under age and has any amount of alcohol.

The underage person is an alcoholic

by JimmyBarns August 25, 2014

alcoholic

A guy whose real name is Al Coholic who drinks too much beer and gets so stoned that he ends up the subject of prank calls

Bart: Is Al there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Al, last name Coholic.
Moe: Phone call for Al, Al Coholic. Come on, is there an alcoholic (AlCoholic) in here?!!

by Mike Dizzled June 30, 2004