alwaysfindmeyeah

alwaysfindmeyeah is the nicest human being on this horrible planet. they deserve literally everything. if you dont stan alwaysfindmeyeah... what are you doing w ur life 🥰🥰

rando: “i dont stan alwaysfindmeyeah.”
alwaysfindmeyeah stans: “....what r u doing with your life 🧐”

by ohyoongiii December 25, 2020

Always guard your pepperonis

That one time in regular show the movie when muscle man from the future sexually assaulted his younger self by slapping both of his mantits onto his face right after teaching him the importance of always guarding his pepperonis

Future muscle man: I know something that you don't
Past muscle man: What's that?
Future muscle man: Always guard your pepperonis *aggressively slaps younger muscle man's mantits*
Past muscle man: AEAEAEAEAEAEAEASSDDRSDIHSICLOKALKAJK(that noise muscle man makes)

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

always you

masterpiece by louis tomlinson, on his debut album “walls”- track 8

“omg have u listened to walls yet”
“yeah my favourite is always you”
“taste”

by lwtwalls June 29, 2021

always.caroline

a beautiful girl who is an amazing person and deserves happines:) a person that makes you feel special, loved and makes your day better! A gorgeous girl with the prettiest eyes.

always.caroline has the best hugs!<3

by vivisfrog August 6, 2021

ALWAYS4TUESDAYS

Any person place or thing that is yang.

Yo bro, thanks this beer is so ALWAYS4TUESDAYS

by Ghetto man August 18, 2021

ALWAYS4TUESDAYS

The BEST Friend anyone could ever have, a cut and dry honest, funny, mega talented actress who wears her heart 💜 on her sleeve for everyone, she has so much charisma and love for everyone and hip hop she is the HOLY GHOST of HIP HOP, OMNIPRESENT, omnipotent, INVINCIBLE, invisible, and if blasphemed, the sin is unforgivable.

(As to your friends and family) “mom, your acting so ALWAYS4TUESDAYS lately (as a spiritual compliment, or good omen to a loved one.)

by Ghetto man August 26, 2021

KAI(Kinda Always Insane) Syndrome

The KAI(Kinda Always Insane) syndrome is extremely common amongst high school and middle school students around the world. It is commonly found amongst students in the IB curriculum however it has been proven that anyone can be diagnosed with this syndrome. The KAI Syndrome is generally a behavioral syndrome in which a student is obsessed with achieving high grades. This obsession can result in lack of sleep, extreme stress, and violent hitting.

Symptoms Include:

1. Rapid and Random Jumping
2. Rapid Blinking
3. Violent hitting
4. Constant Sleep Deprival

5. Headaches
6. A voice in your head saying you're not good enough
7. Constantly restarting projects
8. Regular Allnighters
9. Randomly screaming "Work!"
10. Randomly laughing
11. Cramming literally everything till the last millisecond
12. Freaking out at literally everything
13. Immense competitiveness
14. Debating with teachers for scores
15. Paranoia with classmates
16. Anger at unproductivity
17. Depression
18. Emotionally detached

Treatments include:
1. Sleeping
2. Not giving a shit
3. Accepting you're not good enough
4. Studies have shown baking surprisingly helps

*Kai walks into his classroom in the morning, his eyes have bags, he looks extremely unhealthy.
Leo: Woah man you don't look that good. What happened
Kai: I restarted my history project and didn't sleep.
Leo: Why? You already finished that a week ago?
Kai: Ya, but it was so crap.
Leo: Okay man. Suit yourself
Kai: We need to start our math project
Leo: That's due next month
*Kai begins to blink rapidly, and jumps up and down, and hits Leo violently
Kai: WORK! WORK! WORK!
Leo: Woah man! Ouch! Ouch! Have you been checked for KAI(Kinda Always Insane) Syndrome?

by Ovendid April 11, 2019