after smile

The smile you have after your friend says something funny or makes you laugh and you leave, making a fool of yourself as you walking around with big smile on your face. It is especially awkward if you look at someone with an after smile because they think you are smiling at them, but you are just looking with an after smile.

Person 1: <Insert Joke here>
Person 2: hahahahahhahhaa
(Person 2 turns around and walks away with an after smile)
(Two Strangers walk by Person 2)
(Person 2 looks at Stranger 1 with after smile)
Stranger 1: Did you see that creepy guy smile at me!
Stranger 2: Yeah! It was really creepy!

by kljhgfds December 12, 2010

after sex phone call

the call that lets you know if the guy you just slept with likes you or not, based on how long he takes to call you after having sex with you, if he calls at all

Mary slept with Bob on Friday night. Mary got the after sex phone call on Saturday afternoon. Bob likes Mary enough to consider her girlfriend potential. Jane slept with Danny on Friday night. Jane got the after sex phone call on Monday night. Danny wants to keep having sex with Jane, but doesn't consider her girlfriend potential. Betty slept with Steve on Friday night. Betty got the after sex phone call from Steve the next Friday afternoon at work. Steve wants to sleep with Betty when he feels like it. Doris slept with Frank on Friday night. Doris never got Frank's after sex phone call and won't. Frank forgot Doris' name as soon as he got her into bed.

by Doris August 14, 2004

After Effects Photos

When you get home from the gym and your muscles are fully erected so you snap some quick pictures.

Emma sent me a picture of her nips so I sent her an old After Effects Photos

by Gimaf November 17, 2012

Afreeda

A name given to only the thickest of girls, head and behind.
Afreeda likes to tussle with young lovers and to "vibe" with friends. She is naive but somehow seems to get by anyhow.
Everybody needs an Afreeda in their life.

-Damn, Shawty thickkk...
-Yeah thats Afreeda for you!

by Yung cowboy November 2, 2020

Morning After Shit

The extreme and bulky shitting process that is the result of a long night of heavy drinking.

Dude where have you been all morning?

Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.

by Creativenate88 May 25, 2009

ten after ten

A girl that achieves a rating of a ten only after ten drinks.

Drunkard: You see that little hottie over in the corner?
Friend: Man, you got your beer goggles on. That Behemoth is a ten after ten.

by Bungle270 January 24, 2007

Oaky Afterbirth

Describing an oaky taste that remaining after eating or drinking something.

*Michael sips wine*
Michael: "mmm.. that's sort of an oaky afterbirth"
Jim:"-...what was that?"

by Grisha Jaeger April 11, 2021