Ben Affleck

Used to describe someone with a chin that resembles an ass crack.

What do you think of Lisa?
She's cute but she has a Ben Affleck

by Manbearpig48e January 25, 2015

affectionation

affectionation is the act of giving someone oodles and oodles and oodles of affection. synonyms - affection saturation

gosh, i just wish to give him/her a sweet dose of affectionation.

that firefighter and nurse couple are so sweet... they are the affectionationators

by tellytube June 23, 2010

Passive Affectionate

adj: Pertaining to behavior in which feelings of affection are expressed in passive ways as, for example, by lacking warmth, dull kissing, limp hand-holding, non-aggressive sexual activity, or intentional inefficiency during intimacy.

The girl let him kiss her, but in a passive affectionate way.

by MemphisGuy September 7, 2010

afflectation

noun.

turn of phrase or saying that betrays the speaker's idiocy and naivette.

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Alyssa: physical or emotional?

Holden: emotional penetration?

Alyssa: i fell in love hard with Caitlin Brie in high school.

Holden: physical?

Alyssa: we had sex.

Holden: yeah, but not real sex.

Alyssa: i move to have that Afflectation stricken from the record on account of it makes you sound like an asshole.

by Mavelicious April 8, 2009

Afflicted Herd

a direct reference to the group of males that continually don so called "Affliction" genre T-Shirts. These shirts are known for their heavy price tag, sparkly, and tattoo like graphics. These shirts also have been deemed acceptable for any social situation no matter how distinguished; they allow males to be "stylish" without any internal creative input. These groups of males usually attempt to impress you with their incessant banter which usually contains UFC fighter name drops and the indisputable fact that they are in the midst of MMA training (despite their visible beer gut).

Motivation: To impress the opposite gender with their overwhelmingly masculinity. This desire psychologically stems from significant insecurities. All members have been initiated via the herd mentality Nietzsche perceives this mentality as a form of subservience and a weakness among the common man, and that the "Superman" as Nietzsche terms is the one who overcomes the values of such a fallible herd.

" The bar was overran with members of the afflicted herd; never have I smelled so much hair spray and douchery in one locale"

by scrumhalf86 January 29, 2010

ben affleck

verb: to wreck anything by merely loaning your name or persona to it

adjective: cursed, tainted, ruined, spoiled

noun: a talentless pile of flotsam that should soon go away

"I was going to run for a liberal Democrat whiny dog catcher in my home town, but once I found out that Ben Affleck was campaigning for me, I conceded to the retarded lobster who was running against me as I knew that I would lose"

"I found out that the free lunch involved listening to some Amway speaker; what a Ben Affleck that turned out to be"

by OnTheSideOfRight October 4, 2006

Affliction

Extremely overpriced brand of Graphic tee-shirts. Typically known as a status symbol among chads. If it's a graphic tee you're after, there are many FAR cheaper options that not only look better, but are less likely to cause others to associate you with douchebag status. It's recommended that you avoid Affliction if you have any self respect whatsoever.

Dude 1: Dude, that's a pretty rad shirt, is that Affliction?

Dude 2: Fuck that! only a moron would spend $100 on an Affliction t-shirt. This one was 15 bucks, and it looks better!

Dude 1: Really? goddamn, I feel like a moron for wasting my money now..

by FlightofIcarus April 11, 2010