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Adjusted Body Count

The sum of the number of chicks you've banged multiplied by how hot they were
Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours
by D Flawless June 27, 2020
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adouni

Anyone that has anything to do with Adouni are nothing but a bunch of faggots
"was just with Adouni"
"Da faq were u with that faggot for
by xdv December 9, 2013
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adjoa

dumbest bitch out there. she is a crackhead and usually likes guys named derek, louis, and max. shes fun and quirky but if u get on her bad side she will become fiesty
me: "hi adjoa"
adjoa: "HOWDYDOANDSHAKEHANDSHAKEHANDSSHAKEHANDS"
by katherine___eee December 22, 2019
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Presidential Adjustafication

New term for "Nigger-Rigging" since Obama took office
"Do you have any duct tape, I need to make a presidential adjustafication to my truck?"
by The Great Hambini August 28, 2009
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Adjoua

Adjoua is a name who is given to girls born on Tuesday from the Akan people.
She's a strong girl and extremely ambitious sometimes she can be overly kind but don't abuse her kindness or it might end up badly for you. Big heart and have a really strong caracter she's a Real Keeper
Them : wow Adjoua has a golden Heart
by Lunimuque November 21, 2021
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adjourney

A road-trip dat you make after court lets out.
Madea felt lucky whenever she was able to make an adjourney home 'cuz so many times she hadda spend time in da slammer after her case was heard.
by QuacksO December 15, 2025
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keep adjournal

What yer counsellor recommends to help you feel less distressed/discouraged due to all of da times dat you've showed up in court for nothing 'cuz da case was rescheduled.
My shrink said to "keep adjournal" of all of my useless court-appearances, but it's gotten so numerous dat I think I'll hafta graduate from a spiral notebook to a 3-ring binder!
by QuacksO April 25, 2025
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