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Abel Makkonen Tespussy

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light, missionary, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carrier, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in a bounce, in the pool, in the garden, BENT OVER, against the window, most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, era ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan introducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, vulcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets SOAKED, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts (shots), hair ripping, show stopping,
When someone looks so fine they look like a daddy you can call them an Abel Makkonen Tespussy, since he is literally the definition of attraction and a hot daddy <3. XOXO (love the dad bod, put it on me =)
by abelssecretho March 4, 2025
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Abel

Shea and Jaff's boyfriend.
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I am him because he is me, but I am not him but he is also me. At the same time, he is not him but I am he.
Yo, this guy is acting like a total Abel Belt Buckle right now!!
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Abel

he's a hot guy,nerd,cool,cute,have cool friends.
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Abel

Abel, most Abel’s are normally a short lice infested hair boy who normally dick ride peoples dicks, although he wears the same shit everyday, for some reason he never smells bad 🙁
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