by LilHomeInvasion June 7, 2018
Get the The Abel Specialmug. Hym "Yeah, Abel sacrifices a Lamb and Cain sacrifices wheat. God chooses one over the other and the one that isn't chosen is angry enough to kill the other. The story makes no reference to Cain bitterness and resentfulness as the reasonfor the rejection the sacrifice. That is a figment of Jordan Peterson's imagination. Which is harder: Tilling the ground or babysitting sheep? God rewarded the won that worked less hard and the harder working one murders him. THAT IS WHAT JORDAN PETERSON IS DOING TO ME. I sat around and watched the sheep's fuck and was rewarded by God with the most significant achievement of the modern age. I am become as God himself."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
Get the Abelmug. A sexy guy thats ripped with a foot long shlong and hes everything a lady could ever want and he is very athletic with beautiful eyes and will murder you in video games
by ThiccPeen February 3, 2020
Get the Reid Abelmug. A smart guy who seems to get everything right. Kind of an ass-hole who doesn’t know when to stop teasing. Tells others that they don’t have girlfriend but they themselves doesn’t have one. Overall a smart, mildly handsome, slightly kind asshole
by Wewewe88 August 17, 2022
Get the Abelmug. He's like the chaddest chad on r/cc lvl 15, is balding tho😔, he's a grinder and will definitely make it, he's got the best personality on the chat and makes up for his average looks with it, even tho he kills all his time on discord he still gets decent grade prolly will easily make into some tier 1 law firm in India . His call on ftm has already positively changed so many lives and prolly the ftm foundation owes him 100k usd for the free shilling that he has done for future number 1 chain, soo he's gonna launch a sick charity NFT project with waakoow and Oldgoat both Chads as well with sick art and they plan to give away 80 percent of funds to make a school in Africa changing many lives. Shit is he's growing old and still broke and ugly so still on the grind and miles to go before he sleeps
by Abel037 February 2, 2022
Get the Abelmug. I am him because he is me, but I am not him but he is also me. At the same time, he is not him but I am he.
by lorrrrrrrr December 7, 2023
Get the Abel Belt Bucklemug. 