(human) White Male of average height, with a MONSTER schwanz (look it up). A real Alligator on your mothers living room couch, when he gets going. Probably your sisters couch too.
SUCK MY DICK!
-Aaron
-Aaron
by Hary Baals March 6, 2019
Get the Aaron mug.Basic American redhead. They are very hotheaded. Examples of this is unexpected anger, flipping and banging of tables. This is due to the fact that from a young age they are treated differently. Aaron's are often Crocs and goldfish lovers.
They like to focus on topics, events, or hobbies that interest them. They are extremely competitive especially when it comes to video games. They will put all their time and dedication into it to achieve the highest highscores, this leads many to believe they are hackers who cheat their way to the top in order to be the best.
They think they are funny and will try to make you laugh, but they are often not....
They love nature. Swimming and scuba diving are their favorite hobbies.
They also hate #kickagingerday but we can understand why
They like to focus on topics, events, or hobbies that interest them. They are extremely competitive especially when it comes to video games. They will put all their time and dedication into it to achieve the highest highscores, this leads many to believe they are hackers who cheat their way to the top in order to be the best.
They think they are funny and will try to make you laugh, but they are often not....
They love nature. Swimming and scuba diving are their favorite hobbies.
They also hate #kickagingerday but we can understand why
Jack: Hey look Toni, a new kid and he's a redhead!
Toni: Yeahhh, I know. It's Aaron Acquavita. He's my cousin from my dad's side. He's half Italian
Jack: Oh cool dude.
Stop flipping tables! You're being such an Aaron
Hey Aaron, wanna play UNO?
Jack: Hey Andy....
Aaron: IT'S AARON
Toni: Yeahhh, I know. It's Aaron Acquavita. He's my cousin from my dad's side. He's half Italian
Jack: Oh cool dude.
Stop flipping tables! You're being such an Aaron
Hey Aaron, wanna play UNO?
Jack: Hey Andy....
Aaron: IT'S AARON
by CandyK2001 November 7, 2019
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by Somedepinyourstep September 8, 2018
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Get the Aaron mug.A very gorilla like creature. Usually enjoys hanging out in the water, and annoying his friends. An Aaron usually has many friends, and all of his friends like to tease him about his gorilla appearance. An Aaron can also be seen scaring all the little girls away.
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