by therealOGmexican July 26, 2016
Get the assisted masturbationmug. The innocent bystander whose friend happened to be pimping some skeezies when he got busted by the 5-0.
by Anton Jabbar April 29, 2007
Get the assistant pimpmug. Sexual term referring to a position where the man lies on his back and the woman is on top. Unlike usual circumstances where the woman manipulates the penis with her own thrust and motion, the man grabs her by the hips and using them as handles to assist her in achieving a full motion and often lifting her up and down on his penis higher than she would by simply grinding on it. This helps the woman in the sense that she will fatigue less after a rigorous session of riding astride the man and will enable her to be pleasured even if she is feeling depleted for intermittent periods or transitional periods between shifting positions.
After some serious froggy style action, she begged me for the assisted bounce due to her quads feeling life they were on fire.
by JayBayce911 January 17, 2012
Get the Assisted Bouncemug. The women at the front desk in charge of filing charts/scheduling patients at any Dr's office you've ever been too. Far far less responsibilities and educational requirements than a nurse. Often reprimanded by Dr.'s and supervisor's due to their aloof bird like work habits most often due to their foremost concerns of: hair, chewing gum, eating, free Lunch's/Dunkin Donuts from drug reps, eating, reality tv, gawdy clothing, makeup, tabloids, tattoos and eating. Large percentage have train wrecks of personal lives as well, ie out of wedlock children.
Dr: I'm missing Mrs. Smiths' chart again!
Medical Assistant: We by accidentally sent that to another office. We mixed up the charts. I'm on lunch.
Dr: You have to pay more attention this is just as unacceptable as the last 5 times you did this.
Medical Assistant: Why you getting an attitude with me?
or
Patient: What do you mean you can't find my chart? Aren't these things just filed alphabetically?!!
Medical Assistant: I don't like you tone with me, and besides we are very busy here right now please hold. To other MA's: Did anyone see Dancing with the Stars last night?
Medical Assistant: We by accidentally sent that to another office. We mixed up the charts. I'm on lunch.
Dr: You have to pay more attention this is just as unacceptable as the last 5 times you did this.
Medical Assistant: Why you getting an attitude with me?
or
Patient: What do you mean you can't find my chart? Aren't these things just filed alphabetically?!!
Medical Assistant: I don't like you tone with me, and besides we are very busy here right now please hold. To other MA's: Did anyone see Dancing with the Stars last night?
by mad smart June 29, 2012
Get the Medical Assistantmug. A Minecraft hack found in the Vape hacked client and is a modification that is "use at your own risk" according to the Hypixel staff team. Many cheaters use this cheat, especially on Hypixel ranked SkyWars.
Tenebrous: Stop using aim assist noob ur so blatant 3.4 block Reach with reach display mod and no Misplace
Stinggler: Stop with the accusations im not using Reach or Aim Assist
Tenebrous: *makes video on Stinggler*
Stinggler: Stop with the accusations im not using Reach or Aim Assist
Tenebrous: *makes video on Stinggler*
by hibernatemc June 11, 2018
Get the Aim Assistmug. Designed to help controller players with aiming. Without aim assist, aiming accurately on controller would be downright impossible due to the nature of deadzones, analog sticks, etc.
Aim assist is controversial as bad kbm players find it difficult to admit that their aim isn't at good as they think it is, and that some controller player aiming with a joystick beat them in a 1v1. So instead of trying to improve their aim, they say that they lost because aim assist.
It is common for these kbm players to spread misinformation about aim assist to justify their losing to controller players, such as aim assist is 'aimbot', 'reduces recoil', 'reduces bloom', and 'increases hipfire accuracy'. When these are all simply not true.
Aim assist is controversial as bad kbm players find it difficult to admit that their aim isn't at good as they think it is, and that some controller player aiming with a joystick beat them in a 1v1. So instead of trying to improve their aim, they say that they lost because aim assist.
It is common for these kbm players to spread misinformation about aim assist to justify their losing to controller players, such as aim assist is 'aimbot', 'reduces recoil', 'reduces bloom', and 'increases hipfire accuracy'. When these are all simply not true.
Kbm player: *Misses all of his shots and dies*
Kbm player: *Blames the fact that the opponent had aim assist and not because he sucks*
Kbm player: *Blames the fact that the opponent had aim assist and not because he sucks*
by Magic robot May 2, 2020
Get the Aim Assistmug. Helping someone by not doing anything to stop them from doing what they are doing to help them self even if it is delusional.
She provided passive assistance by allowing him to say she was his girlfriend to protect him from some crazy bitch.
by babblecat December 28, 2010
Get the passive assistancemug.