quicky river

It's when you eat or digest things that give you the runs. Then you wait a couple hours and let it brew in your stomach, you will go to your partner, then you sit on their face as you fart and let your butthole clamp on the tip of their nose.Thats when you will expell all your muddy fluids as you stand up and let it all flush out.

Hey honey I don't feel so well today you wanna try a quicky river?

by Thethreeblueburriots February 2, 2025

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Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.

Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie

by Sickfuckquickfucks November 27, 2019

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Bohemian Quickie

Ingredients:
1 100sq ft CIRCULAR tarp
The finest 100% cotton Spanish tapestry
4 Bundles of sage
4 Gallons Edible body paint
4 12” towers of selenite (to hold the tarp)
MUST bring Your favorite instrument (1 tambourine required)

Required amount of people:
3-?

Directions:

1. Lay tarp
2. Anchor with Selenite towers
3. Place Sage against Selenite towers
4. Hang Tapestry (Preferably in tipi fashion)
5. Lean Body paint buckets over for a slow, continuous pour
6. Proceed to play instruments

7. ?

I came back from Birmingham a different person after that “Bohemian Quickie.”

Well, there’s 23 of Us & I have everything One would need for a “Bohemian Quickie”.

by BohoBill January 16, 2022

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