The best day of the year! The most beautiful girl on the planet was born on this day and you got to celebrate!!
November 1st is the date and don’t forget it.
November 1st is the date and don’t forget it.
by The Boyfriend Matty B. October 31, 2021
Get the Mallory’s Birthdaymug. by SorrowOfTheSea August 25, 2023
Get the Mallorymug. by Jiooooop November 19, 2023
Get the Mallorymug. mallory is the type of girl you should never let go of, she has straight blonde hair and gorgeous blue\green eyes and loves to pull all nighters with her closest guy friend (it gets nasty) boys adore her and always always asking her out and won’t ever leave her alone. mallory loves sports and loves to cuddle. she is the most beautiful girl ever! and has nice boobs and a great body she loves to be called princess and loves to love. but she can very jealous but that just means she cares don’t ever upset her or she with claw your eyes out with her long acrylic nails, she knows how to kick ass. but she wants yourzzzz
mallory damnnnnnnn, guys did you see it while she was walking
they are nice..............#boobs #gorg
they are nice..............#boobs #gorg
by kasch March 28, 2019
Get the mallorymug. She is the most beautiful person, the kindest, happiest, most amazing person on the planet, and tries to be kind through every endeavor, no matter how much it hurts either person.
I speak with the moon on late nights, he tells me of the sun, where they almost never see each other, and I speak of you, Mallory, knowing full well you will never see me for who I am, but knowing the night sky could never outshine you in my eyes.
by Just don't... April 22, 2023
Get the Mallorymug. An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.
by smmatta September 22, 2021
Get the mallory jonesmug. smbdy- “yo its march, whats dis month for?”
smbdy- “oh its mallory month, for her she gets a month because how awsome she is”
smbdy- “oh its mallory month, for her she gets a month because how awsome she is”
by OMGJSUTWORK February 20, 2024
Get the mallory monthmug.