Get the Ewan mug.A ginger bread man with huge muscles and a large cock when people glance at him they orgasm in all his attractiveness and sexiness (especially when he's wearing a furry or maid costume or both). (¤~¤)
Person 1: EWAN IS ARRIVING
Crowd: *takes off pants to jack off
Mutter in the crowd 1: I hope he's wearing a maid costume!
Mutter in the crowd 2: No he looks way more attractive wearing a furry costume!
Mutter in the crowd 3: I want him to be in a furry maid costume.....
Mutter in the crowd 4: I THINK HES GONNA STRIP!
Crowd: *takes off pants to jack off
Mutter in the crowd 1: I hope he's wearing a maid costume!
Mutter in the crowd 2: No he looks way more attractive wearing a furry costume!
Mutter in the crowd 3: I want him to be in a furry maid costume.....
Mutter in the crowd 4: I THINK HES GONNA STRIP!
by Curry Muncher 76 October 13, 2021
Get the Ewan mug.A Ewan Arkley tends to be a ginger hard lad who has an unusual attraction to girls called Daniella.
He once nutted his pants after a Daniella brushed past his dick with her elbow and he put his hands in his pants and scooped the semen off his primarni boxers and proceeded to sniff his fingers then only to mention “his spunk tastes like parma violets,” and with this he ate the spunk
He once nutted his pants after a Daniella brushed past his dick with her elbow and he put his hands in his pants and scooped the semen off his primarni boxers and proceeded to sniff his fingers then only to mention “his spunk tastes like parma violets,” and with this he ate the spunk
Person 1: Daniella is so fiery, I think it’s cause she’s ginger
Person 2: Yeah but Ewan Arkley was beating his dick to her insta anyway
Person 2: Yeah but Ewan Arkley was beating his dick to her insta anyway
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Get the Ewan Arkley mug.The name Ewan originates from Scotland. He is cute but he is very loud and is also quite funny. Some people find him annoying because he is very energetic and loud but most people love him and his personality.
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