Brendon Urie

forehead man

why is Brendon Urie’s forehead so fucking big?

by greenday420nice! January 7, 2022

Brendon

A complete faggot oriental hoe bitch that sucks more cock than Cinderella and also has a baby penis similar to that of a shrimp.

Ew, he’s such a Brendon.

by Everybodypoops666 May 17, 2019

Brendon Urie

The greatest singer to exist. He is incredible. Also he sings for Panic! at the Disco. He’s also the only person who can make tens of thousands of people say “whore” at the same time. He is the narrator and this is just the prologue.
He goes by:
mr. disco
beebo
breadbin urine
the new cancer
the one who hates open doors
a villain vying for attention from a girl
a fucking arsonist
a rocket scientist

king of the clouds
a bot
pete wentz from my chemical romance

he’s the emo punk rock pop rap gospel king and we are idiots in his presence.

girl one: is that brendon urie?
girl two: oh my god! it is!
girl three: I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVENTYOUPEOPLEEVERHEARDOF
girls one and two: jenna no!

by the goddamn door July 14, 2019

Brendon urie

A lead singer for pop punk band panic! At the disco
Pretty fucking hot
Married to Ryan Ross

Brallon was never real, just a phase

Ryan Ross is married to Brendon urie

by Juliabamse13 November 21, 2017

Brendon Urie

The only person that can make these high heels work...

"I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt
But I make these high heels work" -Brendon Urie

by RioRooker October 21, 2018

Brendon Urie

He’s like Jesus and chocolate

Brendon Urie is Jesus and chocolate, just have you heard him and looked at the man like wow

by Smol gay bean June 16, 2018

Brendon Urie

The hottest emo in le world

Brendon Urie is so fucking hot!

by Eliza Gaunt June 7, 2018