Waldo

Waldo is the best person on earth , so smart, talented, handsome and amazing, no one can compete

« This man is so out my league ». « Yes because its Waldo »

by Adam Driver September 8, 2022

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The most handsome, loving, kind and compassionate man. One that is hard to locate and keep to yourself. Investing the time it takes to find a Waldo is time consuming to say the least but most defiently worth it. To have a waldo is to have everything you have ever looked for. This is why he has been so hard to find.

P1: Where's waldo???
P2: Has anyone seen waldo? That guy has everything.

by Kalesee May 25, 2017

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Anybody who’s givin that bill Cosby Jeffery Epstein typa vibes. Most discord moderators fall under the category of “Waldos”. They are not be trusted around children or anime cosplayers. If seen, take every precaution possible.

That guy is definitely fondling those children on the playground. Must be a Waldo. Somebody call Chris Hansen!

by TheRealKoolAidMan May 26, 2023

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When a woman/man's croch sticks out farther that their stomachs.

Ewwwww, she got a fat Waldo...

by Fat chalupa November 14, 2016

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A secret code word for marijuana when you don't want people to know you're looking for it.

Person 1: You know where I can get weed?
Person 2: Woah! Chill! There's a cop over there...
Person 1: Oh... do you know where waldo is?

by The Weedmiester February 21, 2012

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Brown Waldo

When you shit in a girl’s eyelids and then eat her out while she tries to play where’s Waldo.

Customer: “Hey, can I buy this book of Where’s Waldo?”

Cashier: “aren’t you a little old for that?”
Customer: “I’m going to give my girl a brown Waldo later.”

by Evening Steven March 11, 2023

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