by jakeinhott39 August 31, 2005
Get the douche bagmug. One who's usefulness in the general flow of things has expired; also one who's sense of humor is dry and outdated.
My boss thinks he knows everything, but he aint nothin but a douche bag.
If I wanted any shit from you I would cut off your head and grab a spoon, ya douche bag!
If I wanted any shit from you I would cut off your head and grab a spoon, ya douche bag!
by Cereal Killer February 3, 2005
Get the Douche Bagmug. by 1337 haxor lulz January 18, 2010
Get the douche bagmug. by Dennis April 10, 2005
Get the douche bagmug. 
1. A depository for douche.
2. One who is immersed in the world of Douche Baggerdom.
3. That guy you work with who constantly pisses you off with his Douche Baggatronics. Usually named Phil.
2. One who is immersed in the world of Douche Baggerdom.
3. That guy you work with who constantly pisses you off with his Douche Baggatronics. Usually named Phil.
1. Man, my friend Phil got like 35 emails today. Each of them caused his computer to scream, "I GOT MAIL, YEAAA!!!" What a Douche Bag.
2. Every time I ask Phil a question, he just ignores me. Maybe it has something to do with the cellular telephone attached to his head. I find him to be quite the Douche Bag.
2. Every time I ask Phil a question, he just ignores me. Maybe it has something to do with the cellular telephone attached to his head. I find him to be quite the Douche Bag.
by D November 3, 2004
Get the Douche Bagmug. Someone who is generally thought by others to be a combination of both highly pompous and clueless at the same time. People who call others douche bags are frequently douche bags themselves.
Anyone who spent the time to come up with a definition of douche bag. A person who reads about the definition of words like "douche bag" on an internet site.
by ebolacy August 13, 2008
Get the Douche bagmug.