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Crank Banger

1. (noun) A promiscuous man who prefers sex with less attractive sexual partners, either of whom may or may not be taking crank.
Ex. 1. "Did you see who our roommate brought home from the club last night? Ugh, he has a good taste in music, but when it comes to women, he is a real crank banger."

Ex. 2. "Check out those chicks that just walked in. I call the ugly one," said the crank banger to his bros while softly stroking his mustache.
by Bongo_Bongo March 18, 2012
mugGet the Crank Bangermug.

absolute banger

A song that's so good, you always crank the volume up. Something all your friends listen to.
Brad: "Hey Matt, want to listen to this song?"
Matt: "You know it, this song is an absolute banger!"
by JakeBallz7 November 3, 2021
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Apple Banger

My life changed after the Apple Bangers came to my door
by Apple banger #1 February 20, 2019
mugGet the Apple Bangermug.

certified banger

Used to describe something that is really good, usually a song. Sometimes used to describe somebody you think is good looking.
"Yo, listen to this song, it's a certified banger!"

Person 1: "Did you see that girl?"

Person 2: "Yeah, she was a certified banger for sure."
by rereret December 2, 2010
mugGet the certified bangermug.

phatty banger

this is a name given to a females ass when it has the right consistency of meat. this does not pertain to woman with stomachs that are as big in diameter as their ass.
"damn, look at lil mama ova there! she got a phatty banger."
by Bobby R January 14, 2009
mugGet the phatty bangermug.

skanger-banger

Small, crappy car driven by a skanger. Often sporting garish paintjobs, oversized wheels, and loud exhaust systems. Ironically, most skanger-bangers are terrible, shitty cars to begin with (often gifted to the skanger by his mother or grandmother), and the modifications can end up being more valueable than the car itself.
Popular vehicles for skanger-banger-isation include Nissan Micras, Vauxhall Novas & Honda Civics.
"Fintan, call the Gardai, I saw a skanger-banger outside."
by Steve Sandwich June 24, 2007
mugGet the skanger-bangermug.

changer banger

A person who works at P.F. changs and hangsout exclusively with the assosiates from P.F. Changs.
(An asian cuisine)
Ohh shit lets go! The changer bangers are comming to the party.
by Tasha G February 19, 2008
mugGet the changer bangermug.

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