Zoink

A person who pitches to Bowser

Nick was humiliated after losing the gauntlet from the walk-off homerun. He would forever be considered a Zoink by his friends.

by imjjt April 26, 2022

Zoinks

An exclamation of fear or excitement.

Zoinks Scoob, it’s the gay bladesman

by Wikipedia CEO May 6, 2022

Zoinks

What Shaggy says when he gets spooked.

Zoinks! It's the gay blade!

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 1, 2022

Zoinked

So high or tired you can't feel your body and are generally incoherent yet not really uncomfortable

Similar to geeked or zooted

Person 1: yo bro how you been

Person 2: shitt I'm zoinked outta my mind rn

by Dangdogs May 23, 2022

Zoinks

An alternative to “wow” or “cool”

Zoinks! Mark got an A+ on his test!

by GaySpaceDemon February 28, 2021

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by KAZOOSARENOTEDIBLE April 21, 2021

Zoink's curse

Zoink is a the top 1 player of the game Geometry Dash (at the time of 2024). He verified the 2024 top 1 level Tidal Wave after failing at 95%, which is the last click of the level. Two other victors of the level Trick and wPopoff has also died on the same spot as Zoink. This is called "The Zoink's Curse".

- Did you beat Tidal Wave
- Nah bro i died at 95%
- Zoink's curse

by TJumper4 December 9, 2024