Zoinked

When you smoke a large amount of marijuana and you’re just too gone.

Student 1: umm are you high?

Student 2: broooo I’m zoinked...lmfaoooo

by White.boy.colin September 15, 2018

zoinked

when you do the devils diddling whilst eating scooby snacks

Person1:ZOINKS SCOOBS I JUST ZOINKED
Person2:SCOOBY DOOBY DOO

by lil hepatitus November 4, 2018

Zoinked

when you're so fucked up out of your mind you think your teacher is your step mom and you fuck them. but in reality they were your sister and now you're running from the law because you fucked your sister. but you ran to fucking Alabama where its legal to fuck your sister so the law can't apprehend you. now you're living in alabama where you wrestle alligators for a living. yeah, this life, all because you wanted to get zoinked.

Bro, how zoinked are you?

Bro, i fucked my mom, im so zoinked.

by WHYARES November 24, 2020

Zoinks

An exclamation of fear or excitement.

Zoinks Scoob, it’s the gay bladesman

by Wikipedia CEO May 6, 2022

ZOinks

WHen the enderman comes into your room with an erect penis and proceeds to bumsex you.

ZOinks, the enderman is here.

by BigBoyNibba August 19, 2019

zoinked

it means frucked up on tht good mush n alkxohol

guys im zoinked out so ahrd right now
dont mess with me while imserioulsy zoinking

you just ruined my zoink

by givok April 3, 2024

Zoinked

Being high out of your brain.

"I'M ZOINKED OUT MY FUCKIN MIND MAN".

by ZOINKEDALLDAYEVERYDAY July 3, 2021