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Zoink's curse

The curse of every GD player becoming a furry (which is good btw)

The origin comes from Kawaqii's "what is zoink doing" video, that explicitly tells that Zoink is a furry with proof

Then it spread to the entire GD community
XxMLGProGamerxX: hi
iAmFX81: mraaawww :3
XxMLGProGamerxX: zoink's curse?
by teteus420 uwu :3333 August 6, 2025
mugGet the Zoink's cursemug.

zoinked

Bobby got zoinked out of his mind last night
by ____no June 20, 2018
mugGet the zoinkedmug.

Zoinked

when you're so fucked up out of your mind you think your teacher is your step mom and you fuck them. but in reality they were your sister and now you're running from the law because you fucked your sister. but you ran to fucking Alabama where its legal to fuck your sister so the law can't apprehend you. now you're living in alabama where you wrestle alligators for a living. yeah, this life, all because you wanted to get zoinked.
Bro, how zoinked are you?

Bro, i fucked my mom, im so zoinked.
by WHYARES November 24, 2020
mugGet the Zoinkedmug.

zoinked

when you do the devils diddling whilst eating scooby snacks
Person1:ZOINKS SCOOBS I JUST ZOINKED
Person2:SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
by lil hepatitus November 4, 2018
mugGet the zoinkedmug.

Zoinked

The act of being fundamentally high, that you teleport into the nether and ride the nether dragon or whatever and just green the fuck out. P.S i'm fucking zoinked rn.
"Dude, I am so zoinked right now, I'm in the fucking nether."
by PAPA FRITO November 24, 2020
mugGet the Zoinkedmug.

Zoinked

Being high out of your brain.
"I'M ZOINKED OUT MY FUCKIN MIND MAN".
by ZOINKEDALLDAYEVERYDAY July 3, 2021
mugGet the Zoinkedmug.

ZOinks

WHen the enderman comes into your room with an erect penis and proceeds to bumsex you.
ZOinks, the enderman is here.
by BigBoyNibba August 19, 2019
mugGet the ZOinksmug.

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