friend zoned

When you ask someone out but instead of saying “YES!!!!” They say “Ewww, we are just freinds” this will hurt way more then getting rejected because you always will see the person you got friendzoned by.

Person #1: Hey, I dont know how to say this but I like you.

Person #2: BITCH WE ARE FREINDS AND BY THE WAY I HAVE A BF WITH YOU SHOULD KNOW WE ARE OVER YOUR NOT MY FREIND.

Person #1: you broke up yesterday

Person #2: Oh yeah, BUT WE ARE STILL JUST FREINDS DUMBASS.

Person #3: it’s ok you will get over it

Crowd: DAMNNNN HE GOT friend zoned IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE LUNCH ROOM hahahahahaha

by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023

sex zoned

When a girl or a guy only wants to see you for sexual intercourse. Not being your girlfriend/ boyfriend nor friend.

John: Hey man, how did your date go with Denisse?
Jack: Really bad man, she sex zoned me, she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she only wants sex.
John: That's bad? What's wrong with guys nowadays?

by Andresthejeff January 22, 2014

Zoiedmeld

A word meaning a cracked screen

My iPhone screen is zoiedmeld

by Worm1011 February 22, 2011

p'zoned

The ultimate form of owned. Also, more pronouncable than the second best, pwned.

Guy 1: *beating Guy 2 to death with a stick*
Guy 3: P'zoned!

by uoy kcuf January 25, 2004

Zonedguy

James Fisher, author of Zonedguy.com

I stumbled upon Zonedguy's website

by Alex October 15, 2003

zoned

To be in a state of deep concentration, perplexed, unconscious

James was zoned out for hours while playing illusions of the mind

by Fisher October 15, 2003

Fuck zoned

A person who wants to be in a relationship with his or her fuck buddy but is only used for sex when needed.

Alex was fuck zoned because he was too good at what he did.

by Kimposible91 July 9, 2015