the most inconceivably cruel and horrendous way of jerking the ween. involves lots of heavy machinery; lots of bowling pins, and a whole lot of organic storebought toothpaste.
Person 1: omg bro did you know that maxwell zimin's?
Person 2: no way bro I'm literally going to unfriend him on club penguin!!!
Person 2: no way bro I'm literally going to unfriend him on club penguin!!!
by worlds best ziminer August 15, 2024
Get the zimin mug.the most excruciating, gruesome, mischievous way of jerking the ween. Involves lots of licensed heavy machinery, lots of bowling pins, and an equitable quantity of storebought, organic avocados.
Person 1: Dude did you hear that max is an avid zimin-er?
Person 2: No way!!!! Literally going to unfriend him on Valorant! Not awesomesauce!!!
Person 2: No way!!!! Literally going to unfriend him on Valorant! Not awesomesauce!!!
by worlds best ziminer August 15, 2024
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Tits so small they resemble swollen over-stuffed zits
Usually just swollen nipples and not real boobs
Tits so small they resemble swollen over-stuffed zits
Usually just swollen nipples and not real boobs
"owe my boobs hurt"
"What boobs? You got zitties, probably hurt cuz they're ready to be popped lol"
"I can't find a sexy bra that fits my boobs!"
"They don't sell sexy bras for zitties, you'll have to try the training bra section at Walmart"
"What boobs? You got zitties, probably hurt cuz they're ready to be popped lol"
"I can't find a sexy bra that fits my boobs!"
"They don't sell sexy bras for zitties, you'll have to try the training bra section at Walmart"
by Embarrassedonlive February 12, 2025
Get the Zitties mug.The act of walking or moving about with the aid of a zimmer frame (walker). Often done with surprising speed or style, proving that mobility aids can be used with flair.
Don’t underestimate Grandma—she was absolutely zimming down the corridor to bingo night.
After his knee surgery, he spent a few weeks zimming around the house like a pro.
After his knee surgery, he spent a few weeks zimming around the house like a pro.
by Baz195 September 17, 2025
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The only sexy thing about a ziti is that there the director of nursing.
The only sexy thing about a ziti is that there the director of nursing.
by Abur tt January 2, 2025
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The only sexy thing about a ziti is that there the director of nursing.
The only sexy thing about a ziti is that there the director of nursing.
by Abur tt January 2, 2025
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