zoink

word created by a group of basic east cobb girls called the 7 sisters to represent oh no or yikes.

“i failed that test so bad”-him

“zoink”-her

by lil lesid December 25, 2018

zoinked

Another saying of a blowjob

“My bitch juliet just zoinked the shit out of my cock

by fat faggot frank June 17, 2019

Zoinks

The scooby-doo version of fuck

"Zoinks, man your penis is huge" - Shaggy

by hdhehebbsw February 6, 2023

ZOINKS

What people say when they realize cartoon Shaggy has skin-colored facial hair.

Me: Did you know cartoon Shaggy has a beard, it's just the color of his skin?
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022

Zoinks

An exclamation of fear or excitement.

Zoinks Scoob, it’s the gay bladesman

by Wikipedia CEO May 6, 2022

Zoinked

when you're so fucked up out of your mind you think your teacher is your step mom and you fuck them. but in reality they were your sister and now you're running from the law because you fucked your sister. but you ran to fucking Alabama where its legal to fuck your sister so the law can't apprehend you. now you're living in alabama where you wrestle alligators for a living. yeah, this life, all because you wanted to get zoinked.

Bro, how zoinked are you?

Bro, i fucked my mom, im so zoinked.

by WHYARES November 24, 2020

Zoinks

An alternative to “wow” or “cool”

Zoinks! Mark got an A+ on his test!

by GaySpaceDemon February 28, 2021