Zoinks!

A popular phrase made by the character Norville "Shaggy" Rogers from Scooby-Doo

Zoinks! A ghost!

by Amalita Brungoli April 24, 2017

Zoinked

when you're so fucked up out of your mind you think your teacher is your step mom and you fuck them. but in reality they were your sister and now you're running from the law because you fucked your sister. but you ran to fucking Alabama where its legal to fuck your sister so the law can't apprehend you. now you're living in alabama where you wrestle alligators for a living. yeah, this life, all because you wanted to get zoinked.

Bro, how zoinked are you?

Bro, i fucked my mom, im so zoinked.

by WHYARES November 24, 2020

Zoinks

An exclamation of fear or excitement.

Zoinks Scoob, it’s the gay bladesman

by Wikipedia CEO May 6, 2022

zoinked

when you do the devils diddling whilst eating scooby snacks

Person1:ZOINKS SCOOBS I JUST ZOINKED
Person2:SCOOBY DOOBY DOO

by lil hepatitus November 4, 2018

Zoinked

when you just get completely fucked up, like just fucking wasted bro, straight up xanned.

Bro, did you see Jaiden at the party?
Nah, but I heard he was fuckin zoinked out of his mind he fucked the teacher thinking it was his step mom.

by WHYARES November 24, 2020

Zoinks

An alternative to “wow” or “cool”

Zoinks! Mark got an A+ on his test!

by GaySpaceDemon February 28, 2021

Zoinks

When something gives you the chills, is scary, freaky etc

That scary movie gave me the Zoinks

by Zeyo May 31, 2015