muddy zebra

The act of leaving skid marks between stretch marks.

"I gave her a muddy zebra last night."

"What's that?"

"I took a shit, didn't wipe, then rubbed my ass between the stretch marks on her tits."

"That's gross, but I'm slightly aroused."

"Yep."

by Juan Schwarz February 8, 2008

zebra

a very young person with white and black hair

god this new guy in my class he's a fucking zebra

by sf123 November 24, 2010

White Zebra

When a Caucasian loses a lot of weight and has lasting stretch marks. The resulting white scars on white skin create a white zebra

Did you see Sean? Ever since he’s been on meth he’s lost a ton of weight and looks like a white zebra

by Slippin' pee hands March 9, 2020

killing the zebra

Eating a girl out when she is on her period. (blood on your face resembles that of a lion right after a fresh kill)

"My chick is on her rag." -
"Guess you're gonna be killing the zebra tonight."

by YouGonGetThisDeeeiicckuh. March 9, 2014

zebra jailbreak

A zebra in this case, is an NFL referee or referees who have thrown yellow flags excessively during a football game. So, a zebra jailbreak involves questionable calls occurring frequently during a game, slowing the game itself to a crawl, and the phrase is used by a fan to describe his fury with the referees.

I can't believe it! That's the third holding call in a row! It's a zebra jailbreak!

by UCSteve September 18, 2016

the angry zebra

When you are fucking a black woman doggy style and you get a bunch of guys to sneak into the room and have them ghiz on her back this will make her angry and look like a zebra thus the angry zebra

Dude me and my homies pulled the angry zebra on jenna yesterday

by ChocolateGIjoe August 14, 2014

Zebra stew

The act of breeding an athletic black male with a petite white female of highly attractive origins to produce a child with extremely gifted athletic abilities and top tier attractiveness.

Steph curry is a direct product of zebra stew.

by Joe Allen likes men (sexually) December 19, 2020