beat yourself up

To blame or critisize oneself of their failures.

You don't have to beat yourself up,even if you lose the match.I'll be proud of you anyway.

by Toa Pohatu March 2, 2017

FV¢K YOURSELF

Means the exact same thing a "fuck yourself"; but bypasses the onboard censors found on many internet BBSs.

If you're thinking about getting on my toilet muscle about the damn unmade bed, then please go FV¢K yourself. I know the bed's unmade!!!

by Telephony August 22, 2011

Because you touch yourself at night!

One of the most popular theories as to how the dinosaurs become extinct.

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

Because you touch youself at night!

by AndyAML July 30, 2003

tap it more than twice, your playing with yourself

IF you hit your penis more than twice after urianting to get rid of dribble, your touching yourself for pleasure opposed to clearing yourself off.

You say "if you tap it more than twice your playing with yourself" to speed up the line for the urianals.

by Bret "Ballsaw" January 27, 2005

go heck yourself

What eight year old Roblox players say to Minecraft players without getting in trouble at school.

Minecraft Player: LOL minecraft is so much better than roblox *whips*
Roblox Player: go heck yourself *dabs*

by 420-69 November 25, 2018

forget yourself

to act boldly or arrogantly. Phrase used to humble a person.

I believe you forget yourself sir!

by dudeperson3 January 18, 2009

do yourself in

(verb phrase, colloquial euphemism)

To die by suicide, chronic self-abuse or careless behavior.

We've brought you to the Crisis Intervention ward because you tried to do yourself in.

Slow down on the wet road, or you'll do yourself in.

Shooting heroin and coke together is a surefire recipe to do yourself in.

by david lincoln brooks December 29, 2010