You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

I told YOU to do it shit-lib

YOU. I DO NOT TAKE HINTS. THAT IS HOW TAKING A POSITION WORKS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M NOT GOING TO DO.

Hym "I told YOU to do it shit-lib! So no! I'm not going to pay you to sit there and watch me while my rights are being violated. YOU do it. Scoop the shit out of your brain. Let me I that little meat Gundam of yours because YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DOING IT RIGHT. Holding up a little sign isn't doing anything. YOU doing the bare minimum IS NOT ME DOING THE BARE MINIMUM. YOU ARE NOT ME.

by Hym Iam March 6, 2025

think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)

Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*

by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024

The fuck you say you little shit

When someone says something bad to you and you say the fuck you say you little shit

Marko:your a fagot ass bitch

Camron: the fuck you say you little shit

by Dez nut'$ November 4, 2019

Gurl do you shit with that ass

A guys says this to mean you are the baddest women he's ever seen in a confident way

I heard this in the Sacramento area
Guy: Babygurl do you shit with that ass.
Gurl: yeah and it fucks too lets change it.

by love clash July 23, 2024

you can't make this shit up

A Situation where something is unbelievable that it feel likes it couldn't be real

you can't make this shit up bro

by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025

you smell, you shit?

A lowbrow and grammatically incorrect way of insulting an Englishman; Commonly used by Chinese people.

"Alright, an example: You smell, you shit?"

by DDLZC April 16, 2017