yummy yoghurt

shit that comes out the tip of ur dick when it gets tingly

Maddy hutton would love some yummy yoghurt rn.

by dick faggot 1 August 15, 2019

Nob Yoghurt

An alternative name for Male Ejaculate.

How can you still be hungry? I just gave you a big serving of Nob Yoghurt

by NobYog September 3, 2019

bollock yoghurt

siemen, come, sex wee

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..

by asbo the guru May 18, 2018

yoghurt tube

same as yogurt tube

Does that mean you're back riding that yoghurt tube?

by Chingachguk October 26, 2017

frozen yoghurt

it means klomp is a fat cunt who has a small old hairy 1 cm chodus

Choo said to mcknob, gee that frozen yoghurt is just like klomp

by Da Haer May 14, 2017

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."

by yupyepyep June 4, 2017

Expired Yoghurt

Sperm

- I fed the chickens with Expired Yoghurt and they went from 5-6 eggs to 13-15 eggs!

by general656 June 16, 2017