frozen yoghurt

it means klomp is a fat cunt who has a small old hairy 1 cm chodus

Choo said to mcknob, gee that frozen yoghurt is just like klomp

by Da Haer May 14, 2017

Sausage Yoghurt

Other term used to describe the male ejaculate.

My girlfriend asked me for a pearl necklace but I missed and got sausage yoghurt all over her face and in her eyes.

by NikNakNoo June 25, 2015

toe in the yoghurt

When you mess something up or stuck your Willy where it didn’t belong

I gone done stuck my toe in the yoghurt again

by Yoghurtpalz July 8, 2024

weaving your own yoghurt

The art of female masturbation.

Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"

by Erica Cantona October 5, 2013

yoghurt licker

Someone who enjoys licking cum either off a man or woman

You’re such a yoghurt licker

by Oj88 December 12, 2017

bollock yoghurt

siemen, come, sex wee

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..

by asbo the guru May 18, 2018

Spill Yoghurt

As a male, to masturbate to an ejaculatory climax.

"Yo, That girl is very attractive."

"I fully agree. For that girl, I'd gladly spill yoghurt."

by ButtMcStuffins August 10, 2019