Yankees

The best team in the history of professional sports. They have won 26 World Championships, more than anyone else in any sport. To all you Red Sox fans you won 1 in 86 years and we have won 26 in that time. You still suck. We still have 20 more than you. Even if you won every year which you could never do it would take you 20 years to catch us. Even if you ever did get 26 we would probably have 126 by then. RED SOX SUCK!!! GO YANKEES!!!!!!
Red Sox Fan: We won one! You suck!

Yankees Fan: We won 26 of them in the time it took you to get one so if we suck then where are you? Nowhere!

Red Sox Fan: OK, you are the best team ever!

Yankees Fan: Now you just suck dick.
by #1 Yankees fan May 20, 2005
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The yankees have won 26 world series since 1918 and the Red Sox have won 0.
by Matt October 20, 2003
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A term used for jerking off because of the yanking motion. Popularized by court from dirty street confessions podcast
If rubi rose pics leak, I’m catching bare Yankees
by Fuck.court August 25, 2022
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TO ALL YOU YANKEE HATERS: What is wrong with you? Do you hate the yankees because they have the most money, the smartest owner and gm and the best fans? Why do you despise the yankees, because they win every year... Do you even know anything about baseball... People, all yankees are not bandwagoning idiots, Im a true yankee fan. I will die a yankee fan, because this is my team. I have liked them since I can remember, you can not "say" the yankees are bad, just say you dont like them... Damn,all yankee haters are in denile, you guys are jealous... Stop hating, and start looking at why your team sucks.
I hate the yankees because they have so much money from all their sold out games.
by yank fan September 25, 2006
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(v) - Derived from the 2004 New York Yankees who were the first Major League Baseball(MLB) team to be ahead 3-0 in a 7 game playoff series, only to lose the next 4 straight to the Boston Red Sox. The Red Sox went on to win their first World Series in 86 Years.
1. "They Yankee'd."
2. "Don't yankee that shot."
3. "Those guys are yankee'rs, they won't get the win."
4. "Someone do the Heimlich Maneuver to them, they are yankeeing."
by ChicksHateMe2 October 02, 2005
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obviously the best team in all of sports. sure, there are a lot of people here who dont like the yankees, but they have to be famous because so many people know them and spend time making fun of them. who would take this much time insulting the red sox?
red sox fan: yankees suck! blah blah blah...

yankee fan: i want a hot dog.
by fijdoifj June 19, 2005
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Lets set somthing straing the yankees did choke and they did loose the ALCS and all that shit. But face it the yankees and George kick the mother fucking shit out of the sox every fucking year.

Sox Fan: YEAR 2000 bitch

Yankees fan: STF ^ you r from boston u talk funn and im black

Sox fan:Choke

Yankees FAN: ok thats 3 for you and 26 for us stf^ FUCK FACE
THE YANKEES KICK ASS AND THE SOX CANT EVEN WIN A DIVISIOn.
by Fuck the Fucking Red Sox April 18, 2005
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