Lawnmowerman II

The all time worst film ever

Lawnmowerman II is crap!!
YEAH!!!

by j December 8, 2004

Starting the Lawnmower

When one goes down on a girl for the first time and tries roughing it up, resulting in pulling the flaps back in a motion similar to revving up a chainsaw or lawnmower.

Unrealistic Girl 1:"Ow, my pussy hurts." Unrealistic Girl 2:"Why?" Unrealistic Girl 1: "Donald tried starting the lawnmower last night."

by ThatOtherGuyWhoNobodyNotices December 2, 2009

Hollywood Lawnmower

when you are having sex with a girl and her bush is ginormous, so as she is about to climax (to keep her from stopping you), you grab a razor and shaving cream (or whipped cream if you're kinky)and shave her down!

Man, Stacy's muff was insane, so last night i gave her a hollywood lawnmower.

by kenvinw August 17, 2008

Uganda Lawnmower Egg

The act of shaving a woman's pubic hairs and adding them to an omelet for purposes of sexual gratification.

I served my boyfriend a Uganda lawnmower egg yesterday. To get me back he gave me a Tony Danza.

by crbapr March 22, 2009

minnesota lawnmower

the use of one's big toes to remove foreign objects from one's ear.

sheila: "i think their is something in my ear."

jason: "have you heard of the minnesota lawnmower?"

by Minnesota kid October 10, 2008

yawnmaker

Someone who is so boring, or talks about rubbish so much that it makes you yawn!

Someone at the office who thinks they are funny but they just make you yawn is a yawnmaker.

by Lee Guvench August 22, 2006

Louisiana Lawnmower

After you're done fuckin your girl, you shit on her pubes or vice versa and use it as shaving cream and shave them off.

Dude, after I nailed Judy i totally gave her a huge louisiana lawnmower

by Shullit May 11, 2008