cunt waggler

A girl who unfairly uses being female as a way to get preferential treatment over others.

-"Look at that cunt waggler trying to skip the queue."

-"How was the bar?"
-"It took forever to get served, there was many a cunt being waggled."

by The King of Hvar January 24, 2014

pulling a waggles

to tell an outrageous lie

he's pulling a waggles, he never done that

by tonya minata October 23, 2007

Wiggler

A gentleman who has unfortunately found himself in the grasp of a bull queer. Unknown to the wiggler his frantic wiggling is merely increasing the bull queers excitement, this in turn causes him to pound his engorged manhood into the wiggler with an ever increasing frequency.

Wigglers are usually small and pasty individuals who omit a high pitched squeal when penetrated.

Barry: Hey Larry, fancy coming down to cell block C? I heard they got a new wiggler in yesterday.
Larry: Yeah, why not.

by Clarkey July 5, 2004

cross legs, hold crotch, wiggle around

methods of holding in pee

kim crossed her legs, held her crotch and wiggled around in order to hold her pee in. it didnt work

by Lizzle May 11, 2003

wuggies

Kathie Lee Gifford's term to describe the huge bulges of fat spilling from her massive thighs, i.e. saddlebags.

Only Kathie Lee can explain this one. & _ &

"I change my hairstyle every day for the show, I'm fastidious and vain about my nails and teeth and grooming and makeup, but a perfect body, forget it. Dust to dust, wuggies to wuggies." -- Kathie Lee Gifford

by bobsyeruncle666 January 16, 2011

wiggle room

1. flexibility

2. a reduction or elimination of a burden that makes things hard

You need a little more wiggle room to clear those hurdles.

by The Return of Light Joker October 30, 2009

wagglestick

The penis. Synonomous with funrod, dick, cock, etc.

Stop grabbing my wagglestick, David!

Ouch! Slow down, baby! You're hurting my wagglestick!

by Ethan Itzkow August 11, 2005