westmere

A whimsical term coined to playfully describe individuals of Caucasian heritage who possess a unique affinity for historical knowledge and quaint artifacts. These individuals are often characterized by their endearing tendency towards dandruff, which they consider a sign of their connection to the past, and their occasional aura of mustiness, reminiscent of vintage books and dusty antiques. The term "Westmere" celebrates the charm of embracing one's ancestral roots while playfully acknowledging the quirks that make each person special.

"Amidst the shelves of the old bookstore, a group of Westmere enthusiasts gathered, their shoulders adorned with dandruff-speckled coats, discussing the intricate histories of forgotten eras while exuding an air of delightful mustiness."

by asfihejfiflkf August 27, 2023

wystmg

What you saying then my G. Whilst not very understandable, they are asking what are you thinking regarding a question previously asked.

Random person: wagwan fam, wanna sell some food
Me: IDK fam, man not about that life ygm
Random person: we make some P's

Me: IDK
Random person: WYSTMG

by famalamdingdong September 28, 2023

wtvtm

What ever that means

Oh okay wtvtm

by Javaaaa October 18, 2023

Westminster School

A college prep boarding school in Simsbury CT. This school seems extravagant and supportive but in reality, those aspects have been completely thrown away with the new headmaster. It has not even been two months and 8 students have withdrawn already. The community is amazing, that is if you don’t count the four stuck up deans and the inconsistant, ignorant headmaster. Their sports teams also suck and are going way downhill, just like the school itself. This may also be because all athletes do is smoke weed all day everyday because if they are on a varsity sport, they could never get in trouble! If you’re planning on sending your kid here, don’t, wait till Mrs. White and the 4 deans are gone.

“Hey did you hear what’s happening at Westminster School”

“Yes that schools sucks it’s going way downhill”

by Westysucks October 24, 2023

Westminister Finch

Plausible lie, often used to prove a point, easily disproven

A: Did you hear about the ancient roman practice of kissing strangers on the lips?
B: Let me google it up
B: Nice westminister finch you told

by The educational educator May 19, 2024

Westminster Alarm Clock

A sexual act closely related to a handjob. The receiver positions themselves so his phallus is accessible. At precisely the top of the hour, a partner grasps the receiver’s phallus and yanks on it with the force equivalent to the bell-ringers at Big Ben. This is succeeded by a shriek of either happiness or pain from the receiver. The amount of tugs depends on the time at the top of the hour. Dubbed “The Westminster Alarm Clock” due to Hugh Lupus Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster, having the act performed on him prior to the construction of Big Ben. Disgruntled neighbors typically awoke to 8 loud evenly spaced shrieks each morning.

Gina: What time is it?
Colin: Noon. Why?
Gina: No reason…
Colin: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Charlie: Sounds like Colin is getting one hell of a Westminster Alarm Clock. Oh shit! It’s noon! I’m gonna be late for that lunch date!

by TESTICLETWISTER October 13, 2024

Westminister Woods PS

The shittiest public school in Guelph, this ass school has wannabe gangsters and simps who sucks each others dicks, this school is home to the gays with multiple different types of species, the white people here are deadly and all the brown people are white washed and faggots (except the Punjab's)

Do you go to Westminister Woods PS?

Sadly brochacho

Zamnnn

by TheBigBoyWest July 21, 2025