morning woody

when you wake up with a bonner. And it happens every morning and you then have to piss.

i woke up and got a morning woody it sucked cuzz my mom walked in i had to hide it.

by mike.l July 17, 2006

uncle woody

when a man gets an erection and gets sexually excited.

"O crap, uncle woody is visiting this morning"

by Andrew Zhou Alex Pehling Jesse Reinke February 16, 2008

Woody Hayes

The greatest football coach that ever lived.

God: "I am so proud to have made Woody Hayes."

by Picklesnshakes February 12, 2009

woody allen

A bespectacled genius.

Elvis Costello's living doppleganger.

Also favors Any Trouble's lead singer.

Did I mention he's a.....*gulp*......COMEDIAN?

"Woody Allen never told a joke. He told anecdotes."

by Alison Krueger August 29, 2003

Noble Woody

When a Stripper from Texas drops a porno mag in your lap on the airplane and invites you to the back to join the mile high club. Awkwardly, you meet in the plane bathroom to inform her you are a virgin and that she should also save herself for someone special. You my friend have a Noble Woody

He passed on the slutty chick because He is the essence of a Noble Woody

by Slugsworth1 April 10, 2017

woody teddybear

Something really embarrassing mom says after the orientation day at college. It just sounds really wrong! Used in a sentance,

You can bring your Woody Teddybear as a comfort for your dorm room

by Dadtellsall June 30, 2017

Woody (name)

Beautiful man with a great build. Woody’s love people for a long time. They date beautiful caring women. They also have a long woody.

Wow... Woody (name) looks so good. He must lift weights because he is gorgeous!!

by The Truth.nat May 12, 2019