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University of Wisconsin Madison

Unlike the above definition, the University of Wisconsin Madison is a prestigious university where education is everything but so is having a good time. You will find the most school spirit in Madison than anywhere else in Wisconsin. We are the number one party school but do not "fuck around" or "fuck-off". Time management is a must-have skill here (obviously if we go out everynight but still get up and get an A on an exam the next morning).
Wow, I can't believe _____ got into the University of Wisconsin Madison, he/she must have a really good GPA.

It's such a prestigious school to go to.

I can't believe you can go out almost everynight and still get a 4.0.

You go to Madison? Wow, thats impressive, I'm jealous.
by badger for life September 29, 2005
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Wisconsin Hicks

Wisconsin Hicks are not your typical stereotype Hicks, rednecks, bumpkins, hillbilies or whatever. A wisconsin hick may have education beyond high school but our education is usually a tech college for welding, diesel mechanic or something along those lines. We are smarter than the most city people. Most city people can't usually do shit but just because they wear nice clothes drive new vehicles and make tons of money for siting in an office there officially smart. Wisconsin hicks can hunt, fish, trap, grow their own. food. They are welders, mechanics, carpenters, machinists, electricians, and plumbers. We drink beer and brandy eat brats and cheese. Love or engine powered vehicles snow machines, atvs, bikes. we love the packers, brewers, bucks, and badgers. We love opening week of deer hunting, fishing and we love to ice fish. And we love nascar and tractor pulls.
I tink the fish were biting back in the bay there eh.

Ya you betcha. Wisconsin Hicks
by Adam Stencel February 6, 2009
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Wisconsin Sno-Cone

Piss in a snowbank, then scoop it into a cup. Offer it to your buddy, tell him it's a Mountain Dew Sno-Cone. When he starts eating it, tell him it's piss, and then when he gags, kick him in the nuts...
"Dude, I could go for a cold treat"

"Wait right here, I will make some sno-cones...you like Mountain Dew?"

"Yea! that's awesome"

After he bites into it, you tell him it's piss...

"Jerk ass...you just ate a Wisconsin Sno-Cone"...then kick him in the nuts...
by WI Pharter April 17, 2009
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Wisconsin Hand Warmer

A little known sexual technique in which a man gets down on all fours while his partner (man or woman) proceeds to stroke his penis from behind in a downward motion similar to milking a cow while simultaneously fisting the man on all fours.
That girl was a freak. She gave me a Wisconsin Hand Warmer last night.
by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011
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Wisconsin

The only place in the country where the youth can drink legally...
Under parental supervision.

Kids at a party with alcohol need at least a parent or legal guardian over the age of 21 with a valid drivers license, in the premises for the kids to drink alcohol.
Kid 1: Dude I'm drunk of my ass,

Kid 2: I wish I can drink, but I gotta be 21 or older

Kid 1: Dude! Move to Wisconsin, you just need a parent to be in the same room with you to drink!
by Action Waters September 9, 2009
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Wisconsin Truffle Shake

A modern-day interpretation/improvement of the standard blumpkin.

This includes:
1.Taking a shit.
2.Recieving oral fellatio.
3.Chain smoking a joint.
4.Talking on the phone with the Dean of Science at Harvard about the insufficient amount of evidence in the recent experiments disproving the theory of evolution.

5.Playing COD.
6.Sniffing a line off the girls tité.
7.Toeing a girl.
8.Analyzing Einstein's theory about quantum physics and photoelctrons’ effect on energy inupt/output.
9.Drinking hat with Jack Daniels.
10.Listening to Bethoven No. 7 Symphony, A minor.
11.Double boges behind thou ears.
12.Watching an educational TV program about the lifestyles of a fajet.
Minister: As the Minister of Education I believe that we should modernize our sexual education curriculum to include the concepts of contraception, abortion and, of course, the Wisconsin Truffle Shake.

Gym Teacher: I agree! We need to educate our children about the new modern culture. And how FUCKED those Wisconsin people are.
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Wisconsin

by wtfareyoudoingwithyourlife December 14, 2018
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