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Who's A Good Boy?

The one singular question that dogs still have to this day.

Because Who is the good boy? Am I the good boy? Is it you? Yes you the one reading this? You may be the good boy after all! But we will never know...

The owner never clarifies who the damn good boy is, so the dog is left now questioning it's whole life if it were the good boy or not....

Don't do this to your dog.... tell them who the good boy really is... unless they're a girl...
Owner: Who's a good boy?

Dog: *thinking* damn it Carol don't fucking test me again, this is 5th time today you've told me this and I still don't know who the hell is a good boy, it could that little fucker over there you call your "son"
by Joloxsa Xenax July 22, 2017
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Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?

A sentence said by a western man in a video game.
Stranger:Hey mister!

Man:Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?
by TheGuyBehindTheWords June 11, 2020
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Who ya textin?

Rhetorical greeting, similar to "What's happening?" or "How do you do?"

The second "t" in "textin" is often dropped, (along with the passe "g"), so that it may be smoothly pronounced as "texin".

It's especially widespread in hip towns (ex. Madison, WI and Austin, TX), because it can almost be construed as a little funny in a mutually deprecating way.

Also popular with the youth, because texting excites them.
Grown Man #1: Oh geez, Lindsey, I didn't see you there behind the door. Who ya textin?

Grown Woman: Shut up, Paul, I am hiding. Back away and act normal.

Grown Man #2: Paul! Who ya textin, big guy! Say, have you seen a grown woman around here? I need to test her for something.
by Ricky Pukulski January 13, 2010
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Who is Joe?

You fucking asked it.
Bob: Spell ICUP
Fred: I-C-U-Joe
Bob: Who is Joe?
Fred: JOE MAMA
by TheLegendaryJetYT October 8, 2019
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who the fuck asked

When someone says something random so someone shouts WHO THE FUCK ASKED.
John:" hey I got a 100 like comment on YouTube". Billy: WHO THE FUCK ASKED".
by GitGud391 October 6, 2020
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who are you from home?

Cathy Cook: Sally, dear, who are you from home?

Sally Smith: An O'Neil. My parents are Shaun and Maggie.
by ditzy dottie September 2, 2009
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Who will watch the watchmen?

"Who will watch the watchmen?" is a translation of the phrase "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" made famous by the Roman Poet Juvenal in his satires.

Contextually it referred to the notion that male guards should not guard women against sexual assault as they themselves are capable of committing such crimes, the only solution would be to have the women guarded by eunuchs.

Generally though it is considered the embodiment of the philosophical question as to where ultimate power should reside. It can be attributed as the basis, or at least the summarization, of the United States' concept of division of political power. At any given moment a watchman is watched by two watchmen thus eliminating the possibility of corruption.

The phrase is also well known as the basis for the graphic novel, and film, Watchmen.

Synonymous phrases include:
Who will guard the guards?
Who will protect the protectors?
Who will police the police?
"Privacy is a farce, if you have done nothing wrong then you have nothing to hide. Surveillance is the only way to assure that no crime goes unpunished."

"But who will watch the watchmen? Themselves?"
by Solypsys March 19, 2009
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