Jeff: Yo dude, WTF is wrong with your toilet!?
Pat: This stupid fucking broad tried flushing her bitch whistle down the goddamn toilet and clogged that bastard!
Jeff: That's fucking weak....and gross dude.
Pat: This stupid fucking broad tried flushing her bitch whistle down the goddamn toilet and clogged that bastard!
Jeff: That's fucking weak....and gross dude.
by Slick Rick 'Tha Ruler' April 03, 2010
A term coined by Fred Bliss, a slan term for penis. The original word was used in context one day at Chandler's Tavern, a restaurant at the Yankee Candle Company.
The term was invented in the summer of 2000.
The term was invented in the summer of 2000.
Actual excerpt from the conversation where it all started:
Larry said: "She was so pissed off!"
Fred said: "He's lucky she didn't kick him right in the beef whistle!"
Larry said: "She was so pissed off!"
Fred said: "He's lucky she didn't kick him right in the beef whistle!"
by Fred October 25, 2004
by Ajobcg April 06, 2021
When you grow out your scruff and then go down on a freshly shaven pussy. You give her a good scrape with the beard and hear her whistle.
by Harry Ballsteen June 26, 2006
When your buddies bring home a grenade and their vision might be cloudy due to inebriation, you can help them by grabbing a 'vuvuzela' and blowing loudly enough so that your buddy hears it and realizes that they are with a grenade.
"Wow Billy brought home a grenade, I have to help him out. (grabs vuvuzela and blows into it). Grenade Whistle!!!"
Billy: (hears vuvuzela) Oh Man Grenade!!!! Abort!!
Billy: (hears vuvuzela) Oh Man Grenade!!!! Abort!!
by Roddy92 January 05, 2011
While her mother was in surgery, Norma tried to remember all the state capitals. It was her way of whistling in the dark.
by NH Baritone December 27, 2007
a unisexual device designed to stimulate the perineum through the use of blown air and blunted, multi-tined forks with the intended result of simultaneous sexual climax and defecation.
With his taint whistle freshly arrived in the post, Karl knew that he was going to have a mess on more than just his hands later that night.
by Will Bixby April 23, 2006