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Washington Crapple

After anal, shove an apple up her/his asshole, then proceed to use your rod for deeper insertion. Have her/him deficate the apple on to a serving platter. Slice apple and serve with plenty of the remaining feces.
Boyfriend: Do you know what today is honey?
Girlfriend: Yea, Tuesday!
Boyfriend: Tuesday! You know what that means?
Girlfriend: I sure do sweetheart!
Both together: It's Washington Crapple Night!
by Washingtoncrapple March 31, 2010
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dirty Washington

n. when a guy cums on a dollar and slaps it on a girl's forehead
Shirley was quite surprised when she got the dirty Washington after her and Jack went all the way.
by oboeramen April 23, 2008
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Torin Washington

THE MOST kick ass person ive EVER MET. My best freind and creeper buddy. Known for 6 years and funny as hell. Has the most contagious laugh and how would i know if your penis is big.....
TORIN WASHINGTON ILYLAFFLM!
by ShiruBlackCat August 6, 2011
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George Washington

Georgie Washing Machine is the most elite founding father out them all. He is cool beans and Thomas Jefferson can suck it
George Washington kindly kicked King George to the curb
by a1isa October 8, 2021
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logan's warning

A blog run by a batshit insane unemployed middle aged welfare recipient who claims that there are secret muslim terrorists under every rock in his podunk town. The author is dead convinced that he is doing something vital for our national security. What's hilarious is that he will end up dying alone in some nursing home where nobody gives a damn about her. He seriously has an arabic warning "for muslim visitors" on his main page because apparently all muslims speak Arabic! Would be completely un-notable if it weren't for his constant whoring of his website on other people's forums.
Hey logan, you know what's interesting? Your blog has no impact on the real world, and never will. Have fun being a voice in the wilderness, it may distract you from not having a job. Years from now no one will ever remember anything you wrote, because nothing you wrote has any lasting value. When was the last time one of your articles aided our law enforcement agencies? Seriously, I'm asking you. When did your blog ever stop an act of terrorism, indirectly or directly?

The saddest thing is that there are real problems facing your home state - rampant meth use, domestic violence, skyrocketing divorce rates, bridges and roads falling apart, schools consistently at the bottom of the country, a broken health care system, tens of thousands of people on food stamps - and you choose to contribute to society by shrieking about secret Islamists. God help you. I'm secure in knowing that you basically wasted years of your life writing hit pieces that didn't serve any purpose. "Logan's Warning" my ass, as if your BLOG was some sort of cultural icon.
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port washington

Port Washington is a hamlet in Nassau County, New York on the North Shore of Long Island. As of the United States 2000 Census, the community population was 15,215.

In broader sense, however, Port Washington includes the communities of Baxter Estates, Manorhaven, Port Washington North, and Sands Point, as these areas share the same ZIP code, school and library districts.

F. Scott Fitzgerald's novel The Great Gatsby is set in the fictional East Egg and West Egg Villages, which are thinly-disguised versions of, respectively, Port Washington and Great Neck. The novel portrays East Egg (Port Washington) as a posh, wealthy place of old money.

Basically...
A lot of rich people live in port.....
in f. scott fitzgerald's novel, east egg is based on port washington
by portpoop August 17, 2006
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George Washington Carver

When one covers oneself in peanut butter, and engages in a fifteen hooker gangbang.
"Get out the peanut butter bitches! Its George Washington Carver time!"
by mattq November 8, 2005
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