Phone wars

A war between iOS and Android users and literally the dumbest war in history of the internet. It’s like the console wars between Xbox, PlayStation, and Switch players but worse.

It’s stupid seeing two fucking retarded people arguing just because of what phone they use. It doesn’t matter what type of phone you use. If you use an iPhone, that’s great! If you use an Android, that’s also great! Both iOS and Androids are good phones each with redeeming qualities. Some people have opinions saying which phone is better and I respect that but forcing them is stupid as fuck. Always respect someone no matter what phone they’re using.

People who attack, make fun of, and send death threats to another person just because of a FLAT BRICK WITH A SCREEN are fucking stupid that need to be ashamed of themselves.

Retard 1: iOs pHoNeS aRe bEtTeR!!!1!1
Retard 2: nO aNdRoId pHoNeS aRe!!!1!1!1
Smart person: Stop with the phone wars. It doesn’t matter what fucking phone you use, retarded kids.

by IdekIForgotMyName January 30, 2021

guild wars factions

a great game sequal to Guild Wars.

jarred got guild wars factions and became cooler because its a sequal to guild wars

by Jarred Stein July 18, 2006

Tard Wars

(n.)- cover-all term for parodies of the 'Star Wars' films, especially the more ridiculous ones. These can range from well-known productions such as 'Spaceballs' to obscure single-page comics.

"Did you see the latest installment of Tard Wars?"
"The Robot Chicken one, or that webcomic?"

by Sheeberweeber October 18, 2011

card wars

"It's a fancy card game that's super complicated and awesome!"

-Jake The Dog, Adventure Time

Jake: Do you want to play card wars?
Finn: Heck yeah!!!

by Marceline Abadeer June 30, 2015

Trash wars

Trash wars meaning when two people or groups, are dissing or hating on each other.

Peter and Dave are having a complete trash wars over who’s the better player.

by Imprisoned_freedom April 5, 2019

tissue wars

Refers to the time of the covid-19 corona virus pandemic when people started fighting over tissue paper.

During the tissue wars, people would use tissue paper as if it were currency.

by QueenCityCebu.com March 17, 2020

Mask Wars

A serious public Heath crisis that exists between, or even within, the constituent United States created by differing opinions and mandates regarding face mask usage benefits.

Ok, the Governor from Georgia just 'undid' the Atlanta Mayor's Executive order requiring masks; in Alabama the Sheriff won't enforce the Governors mask ordinance...I wonder who's gonna win the Mask Wars?

by YAWA July 18, 2020