Warm Waldo

When a girl is giving you head and you tell her your going to cum, but instead you piss in her mouth.

Tyler gave Anna a Warm Waldo.

by John Humplik May 5, 2004

Warm Willy

The act of ejaculating in a woman's ear.

"My boyfriend told me he was gonna give me a Warm Willy, I had no clue he was going to pull it out and shoot in my ear!!"

by Flying Spaghetti Monster God October 9, 2008

Luke warm

The temperature inside a dead Taunton, good enough for Rebel Scum.

Han Solo cut open a Luke warm Taunton to save a certain Jedi from hypothermia. Good thing he didn't get cold feet.

by ilikeeatingbrains March 21, 2013

Warmed Up

1) A physical state generally describing increased heart rate and body temp.

2) Describing when a person has begun feel the effects of drinking alcohol, or a warm up, prior to an activity.

3) Describing an indoor restroom which has just been used or simply reeks of shit.

1) "Well, I'm gonna go warm-up." - Runner

"Suit yourself, we already run enough." - Lazy runner

2) "Hey Jim, lets go get a drink." - John

"Sure, I'm already warmed up!" - Alcoholic

3) Brothers passing by each other in a hallway:

"Ooh, be careful in there, i just warmed it up for you." - Bro
"Dammit." - Bro

by JuanWuanEscapado September 19, 2011

Global warming

When you say global warming somebody says "But its cold in the winter"
Look up the average temperature in the winter, fucking jackass

What do you mean global warming? Its cold in the winter!

Not as cold as last year, damned retard. What kind of faggot doesn't even look it up?

by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019

warm breeze

When you are going down on a chick and she queefs in your face.

Mark was going down on jocelyn when out of nowhere he tasted a warm breeze.

by N@!LZ May 19, 2009

Warm weetabix

Warm weetabix is the correct way to eat the common English cereal weetabix. Many people say weetabix should be eaten cold, which offends me in many ways. Weetabix should be crumpled up into a microwavable bowl with a splash of milk, warmed up for 15 seconds. There, my friends, is the correct way to eat weetabix.

“You can’t eat weetabix cold, it has to be warm weetabix obviously.”

by HelloAkwardWorldByElla May 15, 2019