Wantzed

Fell victim to a time vampire.

Unwitting workers typically find themselves Wantzed when they respond to the old "Quick question for you" tactic.

Bocephus: "Why didn't Waldo meet his deadline?"

Araphelon: "He got Wantzed. Our special little snowflake kept him tied up with nonstop, idiotic, pointless, questions for three solid days."

Bocephus: "Hope he finds another job soon."

by Have a Spare Stake? September 26, 2012

Rod Stewart wasted

Drinkin mountain dew while blasting some Rod Stewart.

Dude, were getting Rod Stewart wasted tonight.

by Rodstewart92 January 23, 2011

Wanked Out

Exhaustion brought on by excessive masturbation.

"I was at it for a solid 30 minutes, now I'm all Wanked Out!"

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

white boy wasted

the highest level of being fucked up. done mostly by white teenage kids with alcohol and/or other drugs.

dam nigga i never been this fucked up, we straight white boy wasted!

by lukelukecrunkkk September 25, 2009

Slave Wasted

Getting hammered as fuck. Beyond blacked out, requires liquor of extremely high proof or countless beers. Originally coined by the hard-drinking Flagstaffrican slaves of the Arizona territories.

Person 1: Hey, you down to drink tonight?

Person 2: Yeah man, let's get fucking slave wasted!!

by Salty Sailor Seaman September 10, 2011

Wiese-wasted

belligerent drunkenness to the point of incoherence and foolishness accompanied by an uncontrollable bladder.

Man, I got wiese-wasted last night and now I can't find my car keys

by Bacaflaka January 4, 2014

Warm Wanter

1. Someone who lives in a cold region of the world who secretly hopes for Global Warming to accelerate.
2. The anti-scientific feeling you get in Michigan when it snows -- AGAIN -- in late April or early October.
3. A surrender to climatic selfishness at the expense of global environmental collapse.

John became a Warm Wanter after it snowed on Earth Day -- April 22 -- for the fourth year in a row!

by Peter Kobs May 18, 2009