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Welfare-barnacle

noun- 1A person who refuses to use birth-control despite their excessive promiscuity and lower-class financial status.

2Anyone who wants children "with their new man/woman", despite existing children from another parent, with no regard to financial ability.

3Anyone who will have a child with an inability to financially or emotionally support any number of them.

4A promiscuous individual who wants children like a child wants puppies, and has no concept or ability to act as a functional parent; A person who views a child as an accessory, instead of a responsibility.

5A person who continually has children simply to increase benefits given by welfare, or who disregards the cost to everyone else to support their willful "promiscuity-without-protection" lifestyle.
"I would give to the poor in Rainier Valley, but there are so many welfare-barnacles out there, I changed my mind. They should hand out condoms instead of money."
by Prom&Lusus2 April 22, 2009
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Welfare check makers

Big fuzzy overused balls put into action just to get another check,cause you know after 5 kids your wifes meat wallet be droopin like a yo-yo.
Awwww son! I'm gettin me an 84 Cutlass since I got the ol' Welfare Check Makers cranked up again.
by Swifty Cumberdale January 9, 2008
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welfare whip

welfare whip: a term created by a man living on the IL/WI border between two big cities swarmming with "welfare whips". the meaning is a vehicle bought using the tax payers money,usually driven by a black person who cannot or WILL NOT get a job,and usually having oversized wheels (tractor wheels wrapped in tinfoil). this is not uncommon at all in big citys such as (chicago,milwaukee,cleavland,oakland,L.A.). the "welfare whip" could also be a shitty vehicle with 24" rims,or a mercedes with disability plates driving through the ghetto . in other words any vehicle bought with the tax payers money.
niglet : damn you saw's shaniq-walikes new ride, jumpin jammal?

jumpin jamal: hells yeaaahhh he must of just got is welfare check, that is one tizzight welfare whip
by 00beast00 August 25, 2010
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welfarian

Basically a person on welfare, a quick slang to use rather than say "susan is on welfare" you can say "susan is a welfarian". Little more spicey and hot.
"That pauper is a welfarian".
by JR Hollywood December 3, 2005
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welf

A person who relies solely on Welfare and is too lazy to go out and get a job. Someone who abuses the Welfare system.
Her sister's a complete welf. She just sits at home all day and smokes her bong.
by le rectificateur June 28, 2009
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pimp daddy welfare

A middle class Columbus, OH based wigger who thinks that adding extra profanity and the word 'bitches' a lot makes him down. He also suggest when a bitch gives you some of that yang, be sure to give her some of that dang. What class - what style.
Pimp Daddy Welfare lives his comfortable middle class existence - when he isnt out pimping or smokin' fatties wit his boyz.
by ManyoMado March 13, 2013
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welfare wagon

Any variety of piece of shit car used to transport large unemployed inner city families.
Damn, look at dat beat up ass welfare wagon.
by steven September 9, 2003
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