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I think my pig is whistling

The German version of oh my god but for when something unbelievable happens.

Not used much in modern Germany, probably because it sounds so ridiculous
Person 1: The government has announced the existence of aliens!
Person 2: I think my pig is whistling!?!?
by Chef_Bot August 5, 2023
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young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.
"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices
by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020
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german wrestling

the art of lesbian interactions. Dates back to the 1900s where masculine female German wrestling teams were accused of sexual relations.
"I'm leaving the room and I don't want any German Wrestling going on while I'm away"
by Roxiemoron October 22, 2007
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To jerk off, masterbate, relieve yourself sexually, jerk it till you cant work it, putting on some vaseline and greko-roman wrestling your penis
by A2K February 18, 2003
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Spaff Wrangling

Ensuring a cowboy's ten-gallon hat is full to the brim with manky-man-splash.
I got caught spaff wrangling, but I only got the electric chair.
by Mr WithersSpakeThrust May 27, 2009
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Jello Wrestling

When women wrestle in a pit of jello in their bikinis while a bunch of horny men sit by and watch. Some also place bets and the women are paid. Almost like watching live lesbian porn.
Hey man, want to go see some Jello Wrestling tonight? Tits will be seen for sure.
by That's gross July 2, 2011
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whistling twat

wide and loose, whistles like a coke bottle
by nm1 December 31, 2008
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