Window

Them clear bois are taking over every house in the world. Watch out for them. You can barely see them, but they are there. They have a mean reflection.

Jerry, you made it to the party

Wait....is that my window?

by Jfsidbjd October 19, 2018

Windowed

To be windowed, is when someone see’s you or knows your there, but wont speak to you.

I was on the phone and she put me on hold, and never came back to me, She Windowed me!

by Kenny Twat May 1, 2019

Windows

An operating system that people love to hate. Especially Linux and Mac users love to exaggerate the stability of Windows. They are of course full of bullshit. Windows is user-friendly unlike Linux, and runs most $oftware, unlike Mac OS. I just wish some one would make it open source. Hack Micro$oft!

My installation of Windows XP has functioned since 2001 even though I install programs almost daily.

by apt-get June 21, 2004

Windows

The first virus ever to have a formal appearance and a multimillion company.

Man, who would think a shitload of programmers would need 10GB for a virus? Script kiddies are better than them!

Millions of viruses designed to work on top of the Windows virus! That's neat!

by vilos April 5, 2010

Window

The thing you roll up to not let the stank out

"Roll up that window you're lettin the stank out!"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Windows

Written by programmers who use Linux, a far superior operating system.

Saying Windows is good because everyone uses it is just like saying fast food is healthy because everyone eats it.

Does things now that other operating systems could have done when they were being written (e.g. Linux).

Example: The typical Windows shell, the Blue Screen of Death

by eckXsz September 26, 2005

windows

When capitalized: An GUI (graphical user interface) operating system first released in 1986 by Microsoft Corporation.

When not capitalized: A glass plate inside of a wall that lets light into buildings.

Every operating system has errors and crashes every once in a while, no matter if you're running Windows, Macintosh, Linux, or whatever. Deal with it, guys!

by star8706 June 21, 2003