big winner

Aren't we just the big winners tonight?
by Anonymous December 17, 2002
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winners 2005

Winners 2005 is the ultra group of wydad Casablanca
Winners 2005 is the best ultra group
by R1isMagrebi May 6, 2023
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Winners Piss

The more pleasurable effects of alcohol, most usually beer, after defeating an opposing football side.
"How good is winners piss?" (Rhetorical Question)

"Rex Gavan loves winners piss"
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e-winner

One whom uses the anonymity of the internet as a medium to dogmatically broadcast his noteworthy social standing. E-Winners command respect, awe and admiration. An E-Winner will typically be a wrestler, secret agent, bodybuilder, hip hop DJ, womaniser and a skater of international reputation concurrently. Their 1337 skills are so awesome that they are able to maintain 100 kills and zero deaths on Counterstrike Source wilst simultaneously being blown by their girlfriend. When offline, E-Winners spend the majority of their waking hours masturbating furiously over dead body porn and dedicate an inordinate amount of time to frotting the plug socket or USB ports on their computer.
Todd: Your status was set to "away" on Messenger, is everything ok?
Br4d: Yeah its all totally sweet, i picked up this hot babe at the club and put the bouncer in a scorpion deathlock for 11 hours because he looked me in the eye.
Todd: You've been gone for twenty five minutes you fucking e-winner.
Br4d: Sweeet.
by Joshoid April 23, 2006
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Winners Monday

The act of going out heavily drinking with the mindset of getting completely and utterly fuckbunnied on a Monday night.
Tarquin - "Hey Julian, do you fancy coming over mine tonight for a dry hump?"

Julian - "Hey Tarquin, fuck you buddy! - Why don't you go fuck your own ass, I'm going out for winners Monday!"
by Bunnie09 August 23, 2011
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a winner is you

a sarcastic remark to someone expressing joy over completing something
HAH! I finally finished that huge book report! I'm SO going to get an A+!

woo yay. a winner is you.
by MY2K February 17, 2004
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almost winner

noun - a loser, but a nice way of putting it.
John: Oh man! I can't believe we lost that volleyball match in phys. ed today.
Teacher: There are no losers here. Just almost winners.
by Corn Flake December 9, 2008
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