Bitch Whistle

The plastic remains of a tampon after insertion.

Jeff: Yo dude, WTF is wrong with your toilet!?

Pat: This stupid fucking broad tried flushing her bitch whistle down the goddamn toilet and clogged that bastard!

Jeff: That's fucking weak....and gross dude.

by Slick Rick 'Tha Ruler' April 3, 2010

Beef Whistle

A term coined by Fred Bliss, a slan term for penis. The original word was used in context one day at Chandler's Tavern, a restaurant at the Yankee Candle Company.

The term was invented in the summer of 2000.

Actual excerpt from the conversation where it all started:

Larry said: "She was so pissed off!"
Fred said: "He's lucky she didn't kick him right in the beef whistle!"

by Fred October 25, 2004

pioneer whistle

When you grow out your scruff and then go down on a freshly shaven pussy. You give her a good scrape with the beard and hear her whistle.

I just got back from camping and gave that bitch a Pioneer Whistle!

by Harry Ballsteen June 28, 2006

Crotch whistle

Applying tampons when queefing

Onee. my girlfriend crotch whistled while applying a tampon

by Ajobcg April 5, 2021

Grenade Whistle

When your buddies bring home a grenade and their vision might be cloudy due to inebriation, you can help them by grabbing a 'vuvuzela' and blowing loudly enough so that your buddy hears it and realizes that they are with a grenade.

"Wow Billy brought home a grenade, I have to help him out. (grabs vuvuzela and blows into it). Grenade Whistle!!!"

Billy: (hears vuvuzela) Oh Man Grenade!!!! Abort!!

by Roddy92 January 5, 2011

Whistling in the dark

To comfort yourself via distraction when you cannot avoid a frightening situation.

While her mother was in surgery, Norma tried to remember all the state capitals. It was her way of whistling in the dark.

by NH Baritone January 9, 2008

taint whistle

a unisexual device designed to stimulate the perineum through the use of blown air and blunted, multi-tined forks with the intended result of simultaneous sexual climax and defecation.

With his taint whistle freshly arrived in the post, Karl knew that he was going to have a mess on more than just his hands later that night.

by Will Bixby May 4, 2006