bubble weight 

All facade, soon the truth will be revealed.

Them fancy reality TV stars are bubble weight!
He/She pretends to be rich, that _______ is bubble weight!

bubble weight by rocoso January 19, 2017

Long weight 

A type of weight in the theatre industry used to play a prank on newbies

Hey terry can you ask Jeff for a long weight.
Jeff: yeah just wait there
(Terry is still there 30 minutes later)

Long weight by Man321775 June 20, 2018

water weight

nikocado

“it’s just water weight”

water weight by shotta2x October 28, 2020

Dead Weight 

A relationship that has gotten way too heavy, typically with one person being the cause for unfathomable drama.

What an asshole! She's better off though, at least she's done with the dead weight.

Dead Weight by Woe is me. August 6, 2010

get your weight up 

"Get your weight up means I don't care if you're at school, I don't care if you're working at McDonald's, it's all about elevation in life. It's all about taking your life to the next step, and that's what I mean by that. I see a lot of people who run around here, man, and they just talk all the time about dope, and it ain't just about the streets and you getting your weight up. I know a lot of school cats who are trying to achieve their goals themselves, so whatever goals you achieve is getting your weight up." -Stank

Quit fuckin' around and get your weight up homie.

get your weight up by Erdos June 26, 2008

wedding weight 

the weight gained by a spouse after marriage occurring more in females.

Jimmy married Holly, the perfect sized girl. After things settled down she gained her wedding weight, making her a little more than he could handle.

wedding weight by George Hans May 30, 2008

weed weight 

The weight you gain from eating all the delicious food you can get your hands on(muchies) while you are high.

Example 1:
Fred gained like 6 pounds of weed weight after spending the weekend mega stoned and eating.

Example 2:
Hey bro, let's go running, I need to burn off all this weed weight.

weed weight by A-damn-69 March 8, 2009