Wedding Cake

The food isolated by scientists that causes a woman to lose her sex-drive, ability to give a BJ.

I guess you're gonna be celibate now that Susie has had her wedding cake.

by Ghost3x7 April 20, 2009

Wedding Envy

When a chick tells a guy she loves him, but the truth is her best friend(s) are getting married and she feels left out.

John: "But you said you loved me."
Suzy: "It was just a period of wedding envy, now go away."

by mr. magoo knows things November 24, 2009

weddelling

To drink large amounts of alcohol during the day. Named after the greatest chayer of all time Sean Weddell.

Bro #1: Yo bro! lets start weddelling so we dont get a late start on the kegger!

Bro #2: Dude, good idea we just gotta make sure we put the SPT under the table.

by Bro kingdom September 4, 2010

Wedding Walker

A rude person, or persons (wedding walkers) that leave in the middle of a wedding ceremony or reception due to a poor attitude toward the event.
Or, with the intention of making a scene when they arrived to ruin a happy occasion.

Did you see those people leaving the reception abruptly after complaining about the seating arrangements? Oh yeah, they are Wedding Walkers. They probably planned to anyway.

by Johnny Bats December 13, 2012

Wedding guy

wedding guys a group of single guys who attend a wedding just looking for a good time

Dave the wedding guys are moving near your sister.

by Lew2016 October 24, 2016

Wedding Mouse

A tampon that was thrown across the room in a fit of passion during one's wedding night only to be found a year (or more) later and mistaken for the decaying corpse of a mouse.

Uncle Smelly jumped at the sight of the wedding mouse in terror, only realizing it was their own.

by kaielforawhile March 25, 2021

The Wedding Ring.

To clean out your foreskin and throw the nasty in a girls mouth.

Hey man that girl likes when i give her the wedding ring.

by DeLarsh January 14, 2009